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» Breakin' The Law

Oh the Hilarity
At a dress up twenty first birthday party many long years ago I came a cropper with the law.

I had downed a few too many drinks a tad to quickly and passed out in the toilets at the Rugby Club where the event was being staged. I awoke to find the venue deserted. As I stumbled around in the dark trying to find a way out I managed to trip the alarms. Next thing I know I am surrounded by police and being arrested for burglary.

Down to the station we went with all the cops in fits of laughter. They took my mugshot and then promptly told me to piss off home.

A friend who worked at the cop shop later informed me that my mugshot was on the police noticeboard for months.

PS. I was dressed as Spiderman
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 12:04, More)

» Lost...

Not exactly lost....
When in Cambodia I dropped my passport into the Thai embassy in Phnom Penh to arrange for a visa for Thailand which was my next port of call.

Unfortunately that night some stupid Thai Soap Star made disparaging comments about Cambodia leading to a riot and the torching of the Thai Embassy.

Cue two months in a crappy backpackers begging money and pot of fellow travellers whilst waiting for replacement documents.

(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 15:29, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Local builder round ours called
Phil McCracken
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 14:41, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Deed poll job but...
Working in Uni admissions office came across a guy called Spontaneous Search Party

Oh I laughed
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 14:34, More)