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She who photoshops very badly. Mostly kittens, japanese men with makeup on, friends she is having arguments with, or other random creatures.
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Livejournal Avatar that took far too long to make, but turned out pretty cool. Its Kazuki. From raphael. Who died. Tis a shame.
She would post Vlad, but the picture size it stupid and nobody would get the joke anyway.
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She who photoshops very badly. Mostly kittens, japanese men with makeup on, friends she is having arguments with, or other random creatures.
Currently, she is impressed with the following pictures...
MSN avatar of Gackt and Heath. Being...manly.
Livejournal Avatar that took far too long to make, but turned out pretty cool. Its Kazuki. From raphael. Who died. Tis a shame.
She would post Vlad, but the picture size it stupid and nobody would get the joke anyway.
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» Old People Talk Bollocks
Well...
These are ever so slightly off topic, but funny all the same.
A few years ago, we decided to watch The Matrix with my nan. All the way through we got a load of questions asking "Whos he?" "Is he a goodie?" "Whats going on?" And, throughout the film, someone kept playing with the volume on the remote. So, at the end of the film I turn to my nan to ask what she thought.
"It was ok," she said, still looking a bit confused. "But what was that green bar that kept appearing at the bottom? Was that the score?"
".....no nan. That was the volume display."
But did it stop there? No.
One time, I went into the kitchen to find her staring at a glass that was (supposedly) whiskey and lemonade. Instead of a clear liquid, it was filled with a white frothy substance. She swore blind she had only poured in whiskey and lemonade and, to prove it, took a sip...
....then spat it straight into the sink. Turns out she'd mistaken a bottle of Dettol for her whiskey.
So......yeah. My nan.
Carry on.
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 23:19, More)
Well...
These are ever so slightly off topic, but funny all the same.
A few years ago, we decided to watch The Matrix with my nan. All the way through we got a load of questions asking "Whos he?" "Is he a goodie?" "Whats going on?" And, throughout the film, someone kept playing with the volume on the remote. So, at the end of the film I turn to my nan to ask what she thought.
"It was ok," she said, still looking a bit confused. "But what was that green bar that kept appearing at the bottom? Was that the score?"
".....no nan. That was the volume display."
But did it stop there? No.
One time, I went into the kitchen to find her staring at a glass that was (supposedly) whiskey and lemonade. Instead of a clear liquid, it was filled with a white frothy substance. She swore blind she had only poured in whiskey and lemonade and, to prove it, took a sip...
....then spat it straight into the sink. Turns out she'd mistaken a bottle of Dettol for her whiskey.
So......yeah. My nan.
Carry on.
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 23:19, More)