» Guilty Pleasures

ADDING TO THE MOST POPULAR
Taking a shit, naked, with the door open, IN THE DARK

(apart from when a maid from the Tunisian Hotel your stopping in bursts in, fires the neons up, screams when she see's your shocked, semi-gurning face, followed by silence, a comically timed *ker-plunk*, then her running out screaming "sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry"! leaving the fresh towels she was bringing in strewn all over the floor)

other than that, very nice
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 12:47, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

:P
* walking directly towards people in the
street and seeing who moves first.

I pick my line a stick to it.
I see how many people I can get to move
on the way to work/uni.
The bigger/smarter dressed the opponent
the better.

liven it up by mirroring their first path
change & see if they move again (works best
when they're far away)

* also, "nesting"
make a nest out of bog roll in bog , turd
in it (in cubicle, consider pissing first
so you don't wet the nest when crimping it
out)

transfer contents to urinal (excellent in
nightclubs when it's fucking rammed),
or sink, or inside of bog roll container
so when the next person pulls the paper
roll, your turd drops out

fuc*in brill
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 12:26, More)

» The Onosecond

.::._.::._.::.
DIY onosecond

-Start
-Run
"cmd"
-Enter

NET SEND /DOMAIN you are all fucking twats

-Enter
(Fri 27th May 2005, 14:52, More)

» Slang Survey

'Spidge'
Spidge :: chuddy
chuddy :: chewing gum
Spice :: sweets
Crimp a length out :: drop the kids off at the pool
drop the kids off at the pool :: turd
choke the chicken :: have a tug
have a tug :: pull one off
pull one off :: wank
spuzz :: man milk ("to spray one's spuzz")
what you sayin'? :: how are you
scrimpin' :: not good
jestin' :: joking
blowin chunks :: being sick
drain the main vein :: piss
wreaks :: smells
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 20:46, More)