» Failed

I failed to fail
I failed to fail GCSE Religion, I tried my hardest, I wrote a complete load of anti-nonsense, I used innuendo and tried to mis-interpret the questions.

I got a G#, stupid paedophile twunt of a teacher had dictated a coursework to the the class, and so this meant I missed out on my U. Oh and the # was because I missed one of the exams, the school used the threat of expulsion to make me go to the second exam. I did try phoning up the examining board and telling them I cheated to no avail.

I now have a GCSE in religion :(
(Tue 9th Jan 2007, 20:21, More)

» How I Skive Off Work

uni
4 years of uni almost over, dissertation due in on tuesday, 0 words written this semester. So what am I doing? Reading up on skiving of course.
(Fri 29th Apr 2005, 1:41, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?


ME and my mates decided to make a morter. So off we go to tesco and the local diy shop, buying cans of hair spray, drain pipes, blow torch and butane cans, firelighters, asked if we're up to anything dodgy we replied "no" :)

Dug a hole in the ground, put plastic pipe in it, set fire to the bottom with the firelighters and put a can of hairspray at the bottom, then got my friend to shoot the can with an air rifle at rather close range. Unfortunatly he is fine and still blowing things up.

This thing gave off one hell of a draught, it was cold out, and the blast of hot hairspray smelling air warmed us right up. If you look at the pic you can see the can actually launching into the air, this was our only sucessful attempt, it wentt about 40 foot into the air. Was really cool

Edit: Don't try this at home?



click me for a bigger version
(Fri 5th Mar 2004, 4:10, More)

» My Worst Vomit

Eleven pints of water....
After a night of heavy drinking, I beleive it was a russian or stock market themed night in halls, I was rather hammered. My 1st year medic friend decided to try and sober me up by drinking water.....

He then went on to make me drink 11 pints of water, as you may well know the stomach can hold about 3-4 pints of liquid. So about the 4th pint I was sick, pretty horrible booze related type. My friend then made me drink pint after pint of water, I seem to recall being sick after downing every pint. By the end of it I was vomiting cold water, and my stomach felt cold but strangely clean (and I had sobered up quite a lot)

Apparently the original plan was to make me down 10 pints in 30minutes, but because I was doing so well he went for an 11th. I managed it in 28 minutes.

PS
for you americans, a british pint is larger than a US pint by about 20% :]
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 14:12, More)

» Other people's diaries

msn + geekery
My sister doesn't like anybody reading her "msn". Though not being the brightest, and me being a computer expert she doesn't know of ARP spoofing, packet redirection and sniffing.

Unfortunately for me it's all a load of boring crap, and any of the more interesting stuff I don't want to read, as it might scar me.

The moral is if you're on a switched LAN, get yourself a copy of ettercap (Shift-u, Ctrl-s, MITM->Arp Poisoning-->Sniff Remote connections, Ctrl-w, Shift-c), and have some fun. Wireshark might be useful too. But be prepared to wash your eyes out with soap.
(Mon 5th Feb 2007, 19:25, More)