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Over the hill clerical worker who likes b3ta stuff, but who can't draw for toffee.
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Over the hill clerical worker who likes b3ta stuff, but who can't draw for toffee.
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» How I Skive Off Work
Sleeping.
I work nightshifts alone in a hospital, and given the chance I'll nod off. God alone knows how many people have died because an ECG graph got there late. Oh well, they were sick anyway.
(Fri 29th Apr 2005, 11:20, More)
Sleeping.
I work nightshifts alone in a hospital, and given the chance I'll nod off. God alone knows how many people have died because an ECG graph got there late. Oh well, they were sick anyway.
(Fri 29th Apr 2005, 11:20, More)
» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?
In a police station,
in Northern Ireland, after a two day search, during a manic episode and three days before she escaped from the secure psychiatric unit and turned up on the doorstep in her pyjamas.
Still get the nightsweats over that one.
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 16:24, More)
In a police station,
in Northern Ireland, after a two day search, during a manic episode and three days before she escaped from the secure psychiatric unit and turned up on the doorstep in her pyjamas.
Still get the nightsweats over that one.
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 16:24, More)
» Your Greatest Dilemmas
Hemorrhoids.
Intense itching in public. What is the etiquette regarding this?
(Wed 19th May 2004, 11:31, More)
Hemorrhoids.
Intense itching in public. What is the etiquette regarding this?
(Wed 19th May 2004, 11:31, More)
» Walkman Flashbacks
Rod Stewart
singing Maggie May. Takes me right back to wearing fake rabbit fur trim parkas, Chopper bikes, 8 track, Oliver Tobias in Arthur of the Britons, platform shoes, Spangles, the robots In the Cadbury's Smash ad, Jimmy Saville when everyone still liked him, The Osmond's Show, The Beezer, The Topper...
*wanders off into the sunset remembering his dinkies*
(Thu 24th Mar 2005, 14:18, More)
Rod Stewart
singing Maggie May. Takes me right back to wearing fake rabbit fur trim parkas, Chopper bikes, 8 track, Oliver Tobias in Arthur of the Britons, platform shoes, Spangles, the robots In the Cadbury's Smash ad, Jimmy Saville when everyone still liked him, The Osmond's Show, The Beezer, The Topper...
*wanders off into the sunset remembering his dinkies*
(Thu 24th Mar 2005, 14:18, More)
» The passive-aggressive guilt trip
Passive-aggressive?
My mother has elite ninja skills in this area. She partially sighted, had a stroke and is housebound. I'm the one who had to move back in to look after her. At age 38* I want to buy a place of my own. Every time I bring it up she just changes the subject. And she... never... ever... gives in. Or just comes out with it and says 'no.'
BTW, anyone know which poisons can't be detected in autopsies?
*sob
(Fri 14th Oct 2005, 13:54, More)
Passive-aggressive?
My mother has elite ninja skills in this area. She partially sighted, had a stroke and is housebound. I'm the one who had to move back in to look after her. At age 38* I want to buy a place of my own. Every time I bring it up she just changes the subject. And she... never... ever... gives in. Or just comes out with it and says 'no.'
BTW, anyone know which poisons can't be detected in autopsies?
*sob
(Fri 14th Oct 2005, 13:54, More)