Profile for McChaff:
I'm a bloke.
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Live somewhere in the south of England.
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- has posted 9 stories and 3 replies on question of the week
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I'm a bloke.
Not old.
Live somewhere in the south of England.
Recent front page messages:
Best answers to questions:
» World's Most Hated Food
I once asked a friend of mine if he wanted some peanuts.
His reply was, "No thanks, they tend to make me um, die."
Couldn't argue with that.
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 11:46, More)
I once asked a friend of mine if he wanted some peanuts.
His reply was, "No thanks, they tend to make me um, die."
Couldn't argue with that.
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 11:46, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
I love the tingling sensation I get in my arm...
...whenever this twat at work says anything. I think the mind is preparing my arm to punch him in the nose with full force.
Like the time he said to two young mothers: "I like babies, but I couldn't eat a whole one." Momentary silence, before they continue chatting.
Wait, where's the guilt in wanting to hurt him?
(Mon 11th Apr 2005, 10:44, More)
I love the tingling sensation I get in my arm...
...whenever this twat at work says anything. I think the mind is preparing my arm to punch him in the nose with full force.
Like the time he said to two young mothers: "I like babies, but I couldn't eat a whole one." Momentary silence, before they continue chatting.
Wait, where's the guilt in wanting to hurt him?
(Mon 11th Apr 2005, 10:44, More)
» My Wanking Disasters
Once I posted on b3ta...
...about my wanking habits - only for members of my family and/or friends to read.
Oh the laughs we had!
(Wed 2nd Jun 2004, 13:15, More)
Once I posted on b3ta...
...about my wanking habits - only for members of my family and/or friends to read.
Oh the laughs we had!
(Wed 2nd Jun 2004, 13:15, More)
» Pure Ignorance
Working as a till monkey at a supermarket, you hear lots of things.
"What would you rather have: tourettes or parkinson's?"
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 20:39, More)
Working as a till monkey at a supermarket, you hear lots of things.
"What would you rather have: tourettes or parkinson's?"
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 20:39, More)
» Bullshit and Bullshitters
The T Man Says...
My flatmates and I started one of those Twitter things to document and share the utter nonsense our friend says. Before meeting him, I thought Karl Pilkington was a character but people like him truly exist.
Now, you too can enjoy the hummus:
http://twitter.com/thetmansays
(Thu 13th Jan 2011, 17:32, More)
The T Man Says...
My flatmates and I started one of those Twitter things to document and share the utter nonsense our friend says. Before meeting him, I thought Karl Pilkington was a character but people like him truly exist.
Now, you too can enjoy the hummus:
http://twitter.com/thetmansays
(Thu 13th Jan 2011, 17:32, More)