» The Onosecond

I've sent my dad to porn once.
www.ferryhalim.com/orisnal is all smiles and bunnys.
www.orisnal.com really really isn't (or atleast it wasn't)

"Hey dad, look at this website." - sends link.
"Isn't it really cute!"
(Sun 29th May 2005, 12:25, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

Stationary.
pens (biro), pencils, pencil cases, mechanical pencils, paper (narrow ruled), folders, subject deviders, notebooks, elastic bands, cork boards (to pin your stationary up on), pins, rubbers, rulers, envelopes, pencil sharpners, highlighters, colour coded highlighters for different subjects, tracing paper, hole punchers, planners, colouring in pencils, felt tips, glue, cellotape, scissors, plastic envelopes, laminating machines, paper shredders, tip-ex, POST-IT NOTES!

It's not dirty, I just really like stationary.
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 14:39, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

How do you...
... get 5005 Jews in a car?

3 in the back, 2 in the front and 5000 in the ashtray...
(Wed 15th Sep 2004, 7:40, More)

» Local Nutters

Oh, another one....
Some old chinese lady who walks up and down the road all day with a bike, and deliberatly crosses the road when a car's coming and mutters to herself and appalling manners and stuff.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 19:01, More)

» Local Nutters

American policeman...
Oh, and there's this guy who drives around Bognor on an American police motorbike, all kitted out in the police uniform and stuff. And he's obese.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 18:52, More)