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Hello,
My name is WNQ. I'm from across the ocean, living in the nation's capitol, Washington, DC. I, from time to time I make silly/dumb pictures. I'll repost them soon, Promise.
I am in the MOTHERFUCKING CIRCUS!!
I won this coin from OneofSome:
FallingDownJoe bestowed me with this great honor:
Scoopzilla made this pic of me. :-)
And Surfpunk went ahead and...
THIRTY TWO gif'ed my elfdance.. you can click on it to see the full dance!
Special thanks to KillerKitti!
Arkwright made my day with this:
Happytoast Zombified me!:
Folds Five Pixelated Me!!!
Oh well, that's all for now! I hope you have a great day!
Well, Not Quite. ;-)
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Hello,
My name is WNQ. I'm from across the ocean, living in the nation's capitol, Washington, DC. I, from time to time I make silly/dumb pictures. I'll repost them soon, Promise.
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I am in the MOTHERFUCKING CIRCUS!!
I won this coin from OneofSome:
FallingDownJoe bestowed me with this great honor:
Scoopzilla made this pic of me. :-)
And Surfpunk went ahead and...
THIRTY TWO gif'ed my elfdance.. you can click on it to see the full dance!
Special thanks to KillerKitti!
Arkwright made my day with this:
Happytoast Zombified me!:
Folds Five Pixelated Me!!!
Oh well, that's all for now! I hope you have a great day!
Well, Not Quite. ;-)
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» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
Hmm
While out doing military maneuvers, we used to ask disgusting questions to each other for laughs. I decided to join in and ask our new medic the following:
Me: Hey doc, would you rather shag your mom or blow your dad off?
Everybody: (laughing)
Doc: (crying) My moms dead!
Everybody: (total silence)
after a few secs...
Me: So I guess you'd blow your dad then.
Im going to hell.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 18:42, More)
Hmm
While out doing military maneuvers, we used to ask disgusting questions to each other for laughs. I decided to join in and ask our new medic the following:
Me: Hey doc, would you rather shag your mom or blow your dad off?
Everybody: (laughing)
Doc: (crying) My moms dead!
Everybody: (total silence)
after a few secs...
Me: So I guess you'd blow your dad then.
Im going to hell.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 18:42, More)
» Secret Santa
I buy those sex card game things...
...wrap them up and stick the in random church Secret Santa programs.
(Fri 22nd Dec 2006, 21:28, More)
I buy those sex card game things...
...wrap them up and stick the in random church Secret Santa programs.
(Fri 22nd Dec 2006, 21:28, More)
» Impromptu Games You Play
For long driving trips.
You must play cow..
when you see a cow(s) you yell cow..
you get a point..
when you see a cemetary, you yell "I Stole all your cows!!".. all their cows become yours..
Play until someone gets to a certain number..
then you die :-)
oh yeah a herd of cows only counts a one cow UNLESS they are on the other side of a fence, separate from the rest
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 21:43, More)
For long driving trips.
You must play cow..
when you see a cow(s) you yell cow..
you get a point..
when you see a cemetary, you yell "I Stole all your cows!!".. all their cows become yours..
Play until someone gets to a certain number..
then you die :-)
oh yeah a herd of cows only counts a one cow UNLESS they are on the other side of a fence, separate from the rest
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 21:43, More)
» Booze Related Disasters
Burger King Tirade
In 98, I went to see a friend for labor day weekend. Apparantly, I got rip-roaring drunk, stripped down to the buff, and walked 4 blocks to a burger king. (Of which I don't remember). On the plus side, I woke up with a french fry in my mouth, and my friend's japanese roommate covered me up with a sheet. Oh yeah, and a number was scrawled on my arm.
:-)
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 7:54, More)
Burger King Tirade
In 98, I went to see a friend for labor day weekend. Apparantly, I got rip-roaring drunk, stripped down to the buff, and walked 4 blocks to a burger king. (Of which I don't remember). On the plus side, I woke up with a french fry in my mouth, and my friend's japanese roommate covered me up with a sheet. Oh yeah, and a number was scrawled on my arm.
:-)
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 7:54, More)