» Teenage Parties

essential ingredients for a teenage party....
well, what can i say. i'm a bit of an expert in this discussion at this stage of my life... there are too many different ones to pick the best story but these are some of the highlights (or lowlights as some would say)
-lots of alcohol clearly (beer for boys, vodka, and those little smirnoff double blacks which somehow get anyone trashed)
-parents away=disaster, but more fun as people break towel rails, invite all their friends and start fights
-a huge dance floor where once drunk any move is acceptable
-a few drunk people hooking up in the corner, obviously from completely different social groups and yet to be embarrassed by their actions (i fit into this category for my first kiss, hahaha.)
-a group of people hanging out round hte toilet, stating that NO you cannot go in- their 14 year old mate has just gotten off their face and will therefore be in there the whole night, obviously cant go home and face her parents
-a large group of wannabe gangstarrrs jumping people over nothing, inevitably leading to...
-the police coming at any stage between 10.30 and 1 oclock, hitting everyone with batons and then chasing you down the nearest side street. (and obviously putting any disagreeing folk int he paddy wagon). oh, tis a shame that the days of "look just go home and we wont do anything" have been ruined by bad teenage reactions
--and obviously, if the parents are there then none of this happens and everyone has a good time!
(Sat 15th Apr 2006, 5:30, More)

» How I Skive Off Work

at new world
(the new zealand version of tescos or sainsburys) the stacker guys get very bored very quickly. their favourite past time is to go to the one corner of the storeroom where the cameras cant reach and build forts out of rolls of toilet paper.
another great skiving subject is photography. hiding in the drakrooms looking like youre being constructive but (infact discussing the weekend) is one of monday mornings only joys.
(Wed 4th May 2005, 6:13, More)