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» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

LazyPlates (tm) for students*
These are plastic plates, coated with many thousands off strong, transparent, peel off layers. Simply eat of the plate as usual (the plastic is strong enough to withstand knife cuts) and when you're done, whip off a layer and bin it! Bingo, no washing up to do!

After you've peeled off all the layers, stick on a refill pack, or bin the plate!

*Inspired by an extremely lazy dickranger in halls who would cover every item he used in cooking/eating with foil (yes, even the knife and fork) so he didnt have to wash up. Oh and when he smiled he looked liked a paedophile.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 10:20, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

three is a magic number
I was watching tv with the missus and some flatmates and having partaken in rather large quantities of jamaica's finest (no not rum or ginger cake) we were chuffed to hear De La Soul's classic "Three Is A Magic Number" on the advert for BBCThree.

Suddenly I spied something through the haze, so I shouted "Aha, there's 3 books on that shelf". Needless to say everyone soon got the gist and started yelling out groups of three things in the room.

"There's three fag-ends in the ash tray"
"There's 3 darts on the dart board" etc.

The full song allows for 3 mins 16 secs of "Three Spotting", and if you play it once you'll never be able to hear the song without slyly glancing around for threes. Classic
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 17:40, More)