» Pointless Experiments

Remote Control Car Fuel and Scaletrix
When I was 14 my generous father bought me and my brother remote control cars. These ran on a light oil and petrol mix (glowplug fuel).

For convenience we kept the fuel in a bicycle drinking bottle, the plastic kind that had a flip open top.

Now for some reason my father let me keep this in my bedroom, and this is where it all goes wrong. You see I like fire, and at 14 I loved fire, so experiments with the fuel were inevitable.

In our room we also had a 12v Scaletrix transformer, now I discovered if you attach 1 strand of a copper wire between the two main wires and turn it on, the wire glows very hot and if put on paper will scorch it.

So thus a great experiment was born, what happens if you put the wire over the top of the bottle and then turn the transformer on, you get a large column of flame out the top and a really big 'whooop' noise.

After 3-4 times and a general agreement that this was an ace new way to play with fire, we decided to take it one more step.

Lets put the wire into the bottle and close the lid.

Now, with my gained knowledge and my general understanding of how engines work, I probably would have stood back a bit more than I did, basically I was hold of the bottle when we flicked the switch.

What happened was the "glow plug" ignited the fuel in the container, this caused a huge expansion of gases in the bottle, causing the lid to open and expel most of the (thankfully) half full bottle (ignited) over my carpet, the bed next to me and my legs.

What happened next can only be explained as blind panic. First I took off my melting tracksuit bottoms, we then turned both the beds over on top of the flames, next we opened the wardrobes and starting heaping clothes over the rest of the flames.

Somehow this worked, we were sat on-top of a huge heap of clothes and stuff, but all of the fire was out. But we noticed that a small flame was creeping up the curtains, so we both stood-up to beat that out, and by doing this wafted round the heated up gases that were coming off the now extinguished fuel.
So the now large cloud of petrol gas hit the small flame on the curtains - this caused one huge flash of fire that, as well as taking all my arm/leg/eyebrow hair also stole all the remaining oxygen.

So that was it the fire was out, two minutes later I raised the balls to call downstairs to my dad, who came up and gave us a bollocking.

The main punishment was having no decent clothes for 12 months, or no bedding, curtains also no carpet in that room ever again (we moved 2 years later).

Somehow I survived my youth.
(Mon 28th Jul 2008, 16:10, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Multi-Phone Department Phone Attack
Simple this one.

At work get all the members of one Team/Department to ring another Teams phones simultaniously.

Give each of your team members a number to call, all dial the number allocated bar the last digit, then all at once dial the last digit.

If you get this right all the phones in target team area all ring in sync.
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 15:24, More)

» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

Drawn Rude pictures
Staying in a hiotel, as we went to our room we saw that the room opposite was a confrence room full of police people.

Came back later that night, door was unlocked, so I drew some nice pictures on the 2nd and 3rd sheets of the A1 flipchart.
(Sat 19th Sep 2009, 0:50, More)