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» Pure Ignorance
While working at McDonalds:
Woman: "I want a beefburger."
Me: "Oh, a hamburger."
Woman: "No. A beefburger. Ham is pig, I don't eat pig."
This lead to a short discussion about the history of meat products from German towns that ended with the conclusion:
"Ok, I'll get a you a beefburger, sorry about the packaging, we've run out of beefburger wrappers."
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 1:03, More)
While working at McDonalds:
Woman: "I want a beefburger."
Me: "Oh, a hamburger."
Woman: "No. A beefburger. Ham is pig, I don't eat pig."
This lead to a short discussion about the history of meat products from German towns that ended with the conclusion:
"Ok, I'll get a you a beefburger, sorry about the packaging, we've run out of beefburger wrappers."
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 1:03, More)
» The most cash I've ever carried
£20000 a week
There's two [an insurance company] offices in [a town]. One has a cashpoint and the other contains (among other things) the cashier team.
Large armour plated securicor van with riot-geared bloke drops off huge chunks of cash in a thief-proof case for the machine at the cashier office. The cash is then (very securely) transported via a young lady in a cheap shoulder-bag (the cash, not the young lady) to the other office 200m away and installed in the machine.
(Sun 25th Jun 2006, 13:44, More)
£20000 a week
There's two [an insurance company] offices in [a town]. One has a cashpoint and the other contains (among other things) the cashier team.
Large armour plated securicor van with riot-geared bloke drops off huge chunks of cash in a thief-proof case for the machine at the cashier office. The cash is then (very securely) transported via a young lady in a cheap shoulder-bag (the cash, not the young lady) to the other office 200m away and installed in the machine.
(Sun 25th Jun 2006, 13:44, More)
» Stupid Tourists
Street in Prague
Loud American: Excuse me, do you have THE TIIIME?
*LA Taps area where watch should be in explanatory manner.*
*Look at dad, who looks at me blankly*
LA: THE TIIIIME?
*more tapping*
Dad: Yes its quarter to three... there's a church clock behind you.
(Sat 9th Jul 2005, 7:43, More)
Street in Prague
Loud American: Excuse me, do you have THE TIIIME?
*LA Taps area where watch should be in explanatory manner.*
*Look at dad, who looks at me blankly*
LA: THE TIIIIME?
*more tapping*
Dad: Yes its quarter to three... there's a church clock behind you.
(Sat 9th Jul 2005, 7:43, More)