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» Now, there was no need for that...
Your fucking spelling
Shitty, shitty spelling seems almost compulsory in QOTW now. Absolutely no need for it.
Just use a spellchecker or, better yet, kill yourself painfully. Fucktards.
(Tue 21st Jun 2005, 13:30, More)
Your fucking spelling
Shitty, shitty spelling seems almost compulsory in QOTW now. Absolutely no need for it.
Just use a spellchecker or, better yet, kill yourself painfully. Fucktards.
(Tue 21st Jun 2005, 13:30, More)
» Encounters with Royalty
Prang!
It's a few years ago now, but one time I was out driving and, embarrasingly, had a bit of a bump with Princess Di's car.
Not only was it embarrassing, but I wasn't insured either!
I've never driven out of Paris so quickly!
(Tue 8th Aug 2006, 14:17, More)
Prang!
It's a few years ago now, but one time I was out driving and, embarrasingly, had a bit of a bump with Princess Di's car.
Not only was it embarrassing, but I wasn't insured either!
I've never driven out of Paris so quickly!
(Tue 8th Aug 2006, 14:17, More)
» My Worst Vomit
Fire is the cleanser...
After a night of very heavy drinking at a meeting of internet geeks (I us the term with love), a couple of friends wandered over to the local Aldi carpark to play with fire (as you do).
They were experienced fire breathers and fire twirlers. I was... perhaps not so experienced. After watching an impressive display of fire breathing I demanded to be taught how to do it...
A couple of false starts, but then I was producing some decent flames. At the same time I was swallowing a quantity of kerosene / paraffin oil. Combined with the beers and whiskies I'd been enjoying, I think we can see where this is going.
Sudden nausea struck, and I vomited a nasty goo that lit as it passed the torch. I had invented a new act: Fire Vomiting! Yay!
To this day I remain proud and unabashed. I believe there may even be photographs somewhere.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 10:29, More)
Fire is the cleanser...
After a night of very heavy drinking at a meeting of internet geeks (I us the term with love), a couple of friends wandered over to the local Aldi carpark to play with fire (as you do).
They were experienced fire breathers and fire twirlers. I was... perhaps not so experienced. After watching an impressive display of fire breathing I demanded to be taught how to do it...
A couple of false starts, but then I was producing some decent flames. At the same time I was swallowing a quantity of kerosene / paraffin oil. Combined with the beers and whiskies I'd been enjoying, I think we can see where this is going.
Sudden nausea struck, and I vomited a nasty goo that lit as it passed the torch. I had invented a new act: Fire Vomiting! Yay!
To this day I remain proud and unabashed. I believe there may even be photographs somewhere.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 10:29, More)