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tough im not the sharing kind
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hello.
im a juggalo.
want to learn more?
tough im not the sharing kind
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Stuff You've Overheard
oh dear
best friend shouting 'OWNED' into his girlfriends ear while making with the Lovin'
(tis true- have other witnesses)
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 11:09, More)
oh dear
best friend shouting 'OWNED' into his girlfriends ear while making with the Lovin'
(tis true- have other witnesses)
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 11:09, More)
» Local Nutters
i am
the local nutter, children point and laugh at me
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 16:29, More)
i am
the local nutter, children point and laugh at me
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 16:29, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
decided
to play on the ice see how far i could slide, i was only 5, sliding down the ice, i notice my zippers undone, so i reach down to do my flys up, get my piece stuck, scream, look up my nose meets the forehead of some poor child in the playground, nose, shattererd, bone on the floor next to me, trousers coverd in blood, off to hospital for a week to have nose pinned and rebuit and stitches in man hoo
d... have the scar if you want to see it.........
(Fri 3rd Sep 2004, 14:34, More)
decided
to play on the ice see how far i could slide, i was only 5, sliding down the ice, i notice my zippers undone, so i reach down to do my flys up, get my piece stuck, scream, look up my nose meets the forehead of some poor child in the playground, nose, shattererd, bone on the floor next to me, trousers coverd in blood, off to hospital for a week to have nose pinned and rebuit and stitches in man hoo
d... have the scar if you want to see it.........
(Fri 3rd Sep 2004, 14:34, More)
» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?
she stole my health and car,...
i had cancer, when i got out the girl i was going out with for 4 years almost randomly dumped me for being ill* the day before my birthday, this was january this year.
yes im bitter about it
no i dont stalk the pubs of portsmouth looking for her
no i didnt cut her break cables
*actual reason given, no warning, ran away with car to life of drug abuse, and single motherdom in gosport more then likely
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 11:06, More)
she stole my health and car,...
i had cancer, when i got out the girl i was going out with for 4 years almost randomly dumped me for being ill* the day before my birthday, this was january this year.
yes im bitter about it
no i dont stalk the pubs of portsmouth looking for her
no i didnt cut her break cables
*actual reason given, no warning, ran away with car to life of drug abuse, and single motherdom in gosport more then likely
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 11:06, More)
» My Wanking Disasters
mysterous white orbs
using my new phone i thought id send my girlfriend (as requested) a little video of me 'slapping the salami, well im beating away in the video and out of no where (on watching the play back) theres a face at the end of the bed, just stairing at me, its no one in the house i live in and its no one who was in the house, really freaky.
turns out there was a girl who lived here who was a bit of a slut and had diabeties and died in the living room after passing out in some bizzare sex ritual.
f*cking students.
also my father caught me and my ex when i was younger 'doing it snoop style'...
thing is i wanted to stop after that but she really got off on it and started going crazy
im gonna give up on sex i swear, its far to much hastle
(Wed 2nd Jun 2004, 7:08, More)
mysterous white orbs
using my new phone i thought id send my girlfriend (as requested) a little video of me 'slapping the salami, well im beating away in the video and out of no where (on watching the play back) theres a face at the end of the bed, just stairing at me, its no one in the house i live in and its no one who was in the house, really freaky.
turns out there was a girl who lived here who was a bit of a slut and had diabeties and died in the living room after passing out in some bizzare sex ritual.
f*cking students.
also my father caught me and my ex when i was younger 'doing it snoop style'...
thing is i wanted to stop after that but she really got off on it and started going crazy
im gonna give up on sex i swear, its far to much hastle
(Wed 2nd Jun 2004, 7:08, More)