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i don't post very often as i'm not that good at writing english (i'm frrench) and don't know anyone out there. but i'm a long time reader and i know b3ta equals 4ce.
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hi,
i don't post very often as i'm not that good at writing english (i'm frrench) and don't know anyone out there. but i'm a long time reader and i know b3ta equals 4ce.
ludovic
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» Best Graffiti Ever
It was on a condom dispenser
*pardon my english*
the machine was located right upon the toilet, in a bar men's room.
There was a notice from the manufacturer to explain how to use the button and the little drawer. It was very concise, no punctuation : (in french, sorry)
"Pousser fort
Tirer doucement"
Which means something like
"push/insert hard
draw/withdraw gently".
Someone had just added "Merci du conseil" : "Thanks for the advice"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 21:47, More)
It was on a condom dispenser
*pardon my english*
the machine was located right upon the toilet, in a bar men's room.
There was a notice from the manufacturer to explain how to use the button and the little drawer. It was very concise, no punctuation : (in french, sorry)
"Pousser fort
Tirer doucement"
Which means something like
"push/insert hard
draw/withdraw gently".
Someone had just added "Merci du conseil" : "Thanks for the advice"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 21:47, More)
» Sleepwalking
i have a nice one
***ooops***, sorry, misreading !
i read "sleepwanking".
i don't sleepwalk.
(Fri 24th Aug 2007, 13:53, More)
i have a nice one
***ooops***, sorry, misreading !
i read "sleepwanking".
i don't sleepwalk.
(Fri 24th Aug 2007, 13:53, More)
» Why I was late
for singles mostly
i had spent the night with a time-to-time sexfriend who was working as a mailwoman. so she had to go to work about 3 hours before me. she used to let the door unlocked, i just had to slam it when i left.
you've probably guessed the following... one day she did lock it. i woke up at nine, couldn't reach the girl, had to phone my boss and explain that i was expecting the girl to be home by 12... i used to work in web stuff, and i agreed my boss, "yes, it's too bad the girl has no web access", but she had bread, butter, coffee and cable tv (after a good bath only).
i used this - lying this time - in an other job. the good part is that when it happens, you're supposed to understand it at the time you leave the place. Add the time you spent trying to reach the girl/guy who leaves there, fsearching for keys... you can call your boss pretty late. just to explain that you've done all you can, but he really is not about to see your face. you've just gained at least 4 hours more !
the best is if your boss knows/thinks you haven't had a girl for a while, because you'll have the very efficient "poor guy finally having sex" card to play. don't forget it caus' your call might get him a bit angry !
(Sat 30th Jun 2007, 20:57, More)
for singles mostly
i had spent the night with a time-to-time sexfriend who was working as a mailwoman. so she had to go to work about 3 hours before me. she used to let the door unlocked, i just had to slam it when i left.
you've probably guessed the following... one day she did lock it. i woke up at nine, couldn't reach the girl, had to phone my boss and explain that i was expecting the girl to be home by 12... i used to work in web stuff, and i agreed my boss, "yes, it's too bad the girl has no web access", but she had bread, butter, coffee and cable tv (after a good bath only).
i used this - lying this time - in an other job. the good part is that when it happens, you're supposed to understand it at the time you leave the place. Add the time you spent trying to reach the girl/guy who leaves there, fsearching for keys... you can call your boss pretty late. just to explain that you've done all you can, but he really is not about to see your face. you've just gained at least 4 hours more !
the best is if your boss knows/thinks you haven't had a girl for a while, because you'll have the very efficient "poor guy finally having sex" card to play. don't forget it caus' your call might get him a bit angry !
(Sat 30th Jun 2007, 20:57, More)