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welll, i am a student,...not that you care. Im just here to share the woos, the yays and the houplas.
...dont eat me
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welll, i am a student,...not that you care. Im just here to share the woos, the yays and the houplas.
...dont eat me
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» Out of my depth
rather embarressing but, what the hey....
When i had first started infant school i was trying my hardest to fit in, i was always one of those kids that ended up being a tag-along and never had their own crowd, ...but anyways to cut a long story short... we had all been shown around to our cloakroom pegs, and had recently finished our lunch and milk before we were all told to go to toilet and then return back to the classroom.
Inside the toilets we three big urinals and two closed cubicles, being a small child that had only ever used his house bathroom to go for a pee i had never seen a urinal before and decided to try one out.
Much to the other kids amusement i did not realise you *didnt* have to pull your trousers down to your ankles before you went, and as i started to pee with my trousers fully lowered and proudly standing with cock in hand, i noticed other kids around me chuckling to themselves as they stared at my bare ass and trousers by my ankles........oh the embarrassment when i had realised what i had done wrong......
.....i have never used a urinal since...
...100% FACT
(Fri 15th Oct 2004, 7:10, More)
rather embarressing but, what the hey....
When i had first started infant school i was trying my hardest to fit in, i was always one of those kids that ended up being a tag-along and never had their own crowd, ...but anyways to cut a long story short... we had all been shown around to our cloakroom pegs, and had recently finished our lunch and milk before we were all told to go to toilet and then return back to the classroom.
Inside the toilets we three big urinals and two closed cubicles, being a small child that had only ever used his house bathroom to go for a pee i had never seen a urinal before and decided to try one out.
Much to the other kids amusement i did not realise you *didnt* have to pull your trousers down to your ankles before you went, and as i started to pee with my trousers fully lowered and proudly standing with cock in hand, i noticed other kids around me chuckling to themselves as they stared at my bare ass and trousers by my ankles........oh the embarrassment when i had realised what i had done wrong......
.....i have never used a urinal since...
...100% FACT
(Fri 15th Oct 2004, 7:10, More)
» Shame
The common misconceptions of a 8 year old and urinals...
To this day i cannot piss in a urinal where there are other people present. Fact.
This is most probably due to the fact that when i was a poor, 'unwise in the ways of the world' 8 year old and had just started at a new school. One day came when i needed to take a piss during the school day, and enterting the boys toilets i found a urinal. ...Seeing as most houses dont tend to have these stand up urinal's iwas unfamiliar with their use. So much to my fellow classmates horror i stood proudly infront of the metal piss collector and dropped my trousers.....fully to the floor.
My lily white boyish bottom displayed for all to see, and anyone brave enough to look also found the addition of a proud smile on my face as i pissed practically all over my trousers by my feet.
someone explained to me that this was not the common practice afterwards, but of course, this was too late. The laughter that followed this event didnt stop for days, and to this day one of my friends from the time still mocks me every time i dissapear into a cubicle to take a whizz. "Remeber to pull them up when your done..." ....bastards.
(Thu 24th Nov 2005, 23:40, More)
The common misconceptions of a 8 year old and urinals...
To this day i cannot piss in a urinal where there are other people present. Fact.
This is most probably due to the fact that when i was a poor, 'unwise in the ways of the world' 8 year old and had just started at a new school. One day came when i needed to take a piss during the school day, and enterting the boys toilets i found a urinal. ...Seeing as most houses dont tend to have these stand up urinal's iwas unfamiliar with their use. So much to my fellow classmates horror i stood proudly infront of the metal piss collector and dropped my trousers.....fully to the floor.
My lily white boyish bottom displayed for all to see, and anyone brave enough to look also found the addition of a proud smile on my face as i pissed practically all over my trousers by my feet.
someone explained to me that this was not the common practice afterwards, but of course, this was too late. The laughter that followed this event didnt stop for days, and to this day one of my friends from the time still mocks me every time i dissapear into a cubicle to take a whizz. "Remeber to pull them up when your done..." ....bastards.
(Thu 24th Nov 2005, 23:40, More)
» Strange things you've been paid to do
I was paid to eat fruit...
...well, i was meant to pick and provide for the local supermarkets, but when the farmer in charge of the fruit farm is hairy as sin and has the hearing of the average tree, you dont worry about the little things.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 11:16, More)
I was paid to eat fruit...
...well, i was meant to pick and provide for the local supermarkets, but when the farmer in charge of the fruit farm is hairy as sin and has the hearing of the average tree, you dont worry about the little things.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 11:16, More)