At cinemas everywhere, all the bloody time
Your run of the mill Hollywood blockbuster:

(Wed 4th Jun 2003, 10:00, More)

After sorting out important business in Mos Eisley
Obiwan decided to have a little fun


bigger
(Thu 2nd Jan 2003, 11:55, More)

the delegates...
thought their name badgers really broke the ice.


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(Thu 3rd Oct 2002, 16:15, More)

» Dad Jokes

I used to have a Saturday job in the men's department of M&S
My Dad would come in and ask the nearest sales assistant: "Hello! Have you seen my daughter? She works in men's pants".
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 9:07, More)

» Pure Ignorance

People used to try and bully me
by telling me that speaking Dutch gave you throat cancer.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 12:34, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

I plan to lose my virginity to SirSandGoblin

(Sat 5th Mar 2005, 10:11, More)

» Teenage Poetry

I won a poetry comptetion with this,
On the event of the Queen Mother's 95th birthday.

Ode to Lillibet
Fucking hag,
Colostomy bag.
(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 16:43, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

You can all keep your hands off Goblin

(Sat 5th Mar 2005, 20:38, More)