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» Embarrassing Injuries

Naked Dinner...
My mate's brother, in true student fashion, got drunk, stripped naked and ran round his college at Cambridge uni (churchill, i think?) as part of a dare. He then proceeded to run into the dining hall, not realising that a cricket team dinner or something was in full swing: black tie and everything. So, rather wisely, he proceeded to make a sharp exit, only to run into a glass door and knock himself out. I can only imagine how he felt when he came round. No serious injuries, except his pride, perhaps.
(Sun 5th Sep 2004, 23:43, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Probably been done, but...
what's the definition of confused?

forty blind lesbians in a fish market.
(Sun 12th Sep 2004, 0:08, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

The Green Mile
and Remembrance Sunday choke me up. also, the bit in Bambi when his mother gets shot.
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 12:02, More)

» Beautiful Moments

Summer holidays last year
A tent pitched in a field or round someone's house, beer, great friends, long summer evenings and conversations running through to the dawn. Pack up, move on next day in our mate's clapped out Seat Ibiza playing songs that remind me of last summer. Repeat.

Those were the days.
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 15:21, More)

» Scars with history

On the left, artistic temprement, on the right, green fingers gone black...
I dropped a shovel on my right hand when i was about 10 - it made a nice diagonal black stripe across the back of my hand finishing with a little finger that's still swollen larger than that of the other hand. My little fingernail went black then blue and then dropped off when i was swimming. It grew back fine though.

And embedded in the middle of the palm of my left hand is a piece of graphite that's been there since i was about five. I was drawing a picture with an HB pencil, and the damned seagulls just would'nt come out how i wanted them to, would they? So in a fit of artistic rage, i drove the freshly sharpened point into my hand, breaking the tip off in the process and producing a good deal of bleeding and tears - on my "artwork"!

For some reason, maybe because it was in too deep, it never got removed. So my skin healed over and it's still in there as a little blue dot and a reminder of why I did Design Tech GCSE, not Art.
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 23:03, More)
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