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Still new to Photoshop but occaisionally, i will try out some form of wizardry and flop.
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Still new to Photoshop but occaisionally, i will try out some form of wizardry and flop.
I have a blog which occaisonally features my attempts to be funny!
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Recent front page messages:
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» Petty Sabotage
Shameful
I once loosened the bolts on the front wheel of my mates bike. He could do better wheelies than me. The next time he attempted it the front wheel fell off and he went head first over the handle bars.
He had to go to hospital and have stitches in his chin!
This is the first time i have told anyone about this!
(Tue 10th May 2005, 15:05, More)
Shameful
I once loosened the bolts on the front wheel of my mates bike. He could do better wheelies than me. The next time he attempted it the front wheel fell off and he went head first over the handle bars.
He had to go to hospital and have stitches in his chin!
This is the first time i have told anyone about this!
(Tue 10th May 2005, 15:05, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
A Woman is giving birth....
And with one final push out came the baby. It was then held aloft by the midwife as the sergeon cut the umbilicle cord.
The Midwife then drop kicks it to a surgeon who toe punts it against the wall repeatidly before kicking it accross the floor to the midwife who slam dunks it in to the bin...
...The mother is screaming at this point
"What the f**k are you are doing to my newborn baby?"
The midwife turned around and laughed as she said:
"April fool, it was already dead".
(Thu 8th Dec 2005, 20:34, More)
A Woman is giving birth....
And with one final push out came the baby. It was then held aloft by the midwife as the sergeon cut the umbilicle cord.
The Midwife then drop kicks it to a surgeon who toe punts it against the wall repeatidly before kicking it accross the floor to the midwife who slam dunks it in to the bin...
...The mother is screaming at this point
"What the f**k are you are doing to my newborn baby?"
The midwife turned around and laughed as she said:
"April fool, it was already dead".
(Thu 8th Dec 2005, 20:34, More)
» Stupid Tourists
spaz map reader!
I was once asked the way to can-es-borooog
Should have been: Knaresborough
The arse biscuit of an American was actually in Knaresborough town centre at the time of asking.
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 15:36, More)
spaz map reader!
I was once asked the way to can-es-borooog
Should have been: Knaresborough
The arse biscuit of an American was actually in Knaresborough town centre at the time of asking.
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 15:36, More)