Profile for Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[]:
Hi, I'm Tom.
I have lived in Hartlepool now for 5 years, I used to live in a small Village in Buckinghamshire called Chalfont St Peter.
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Hi, I'm Tom.
I have lived in Hartlepool now for 5 years, I used to live in a small Village in Buckinghamshire called Chalfont St Peter.
More to come
Recent front page messages:
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Best answers to questions:
» Toilets
Apparently my friends parents got together because of a public toilet
His dad found a number in one of the toilets and decided to phone it. The number was his mothers. He decided to phone it as a laugh and they got talking and met up. Since then they have got married and had 2 kids!
Imagine when the question comes up "So how did you two meet"
Whether this is true or not I don't know, it makes a damn good story though
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 23:42, More)
Apparently my friends parents got together because of a public toilet
His dad found a number in one of the toilets and decided to phone it. The number was his mothers. He decided to phone it as a laugh and they got talking and met up. Since then they have got married and had 2 kids!
Imagine when the question comes up "So how did you two meet"
Whether this is true or not I don't know, it makes a damn good story though
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 23:42, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school...
Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!
(Tue 7th Feb 2006, 18:38, More)
A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school...
Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!
(Tue 7th Feb 2006, 18:38, More)
» Nativity Plays
Angel
I was a bloody angel in nursery, had to wear a dress type thing and a halo, i'm male. Thanks Robertswood.
(Fri 27th Mar 2009, 3:47, More)
Angel
I was a bloody angel in nursery, had to wear a dress type thing and a halo, i'm male. Thanks Robertswood.
(Fri 27th Mar 2009, 3:47, More)
» Teenage Poetry
At school we used to have
11 was a racehorse,
22 was 12 ,
111 a championship
and 22112
Took me ages to work that out!
(Sat 13th Aug 2005, 21:16, More)
At school we used to have
11 was a racehorse,
22 was 12 ,
111 a championship
and 22112
Took me ages to work that out!
(Sat 13th Aug 2005, 21:16, More)
» Injured Siblings
I was about 12
and I was playing golf, My sister was behind be when I took my swing. I smacked her in the jaw! (It was a accident). She hasn't been near a golf club since.
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 14:19, More)
I was about 12
and I was playing golf, My sister was behind be when I took my swing. I smacked her in the jaw! (It was a accident). She hasn't been near a golf club since.
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 14:19, More)