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Old enough to know better, not drunk enough to realise what isn't really funny.
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Old enough to know better, not drunk enough to realise what isn't really funny.
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» It's not me, it's the drugs talking
Going back a bit...
Knebworth Festival 1978. We gave one of our "mates",(a huge Pink Floyd fan, who'd been looking forward to this for months), some money to go score whatever he could get, with express instructions to get back before the Floyd came on. He arrived about 10 mins before they were due on with some lame-arsed excuse of "losing the stuff on the way back", despite his eyes looking like the preverbial piss-holes (he'd dropped and smoked the lot). Our mate starts nodding off - so we let him sleep through both of the entire Floyd sets, and only went to collect him at about 7am, where we found him exactly where we'd left him, only smelling like something that had died. He smelled so bad he got thrown out of a service station on the way home. He did get the back of the van to himself though. Ah, fond memories.
(Thu 15th Dec 2005, 18:11, More)
Going back a bit...
Knebworth Festival 1978. We gave one of our "mates",(a huge Pink Floyd fan, who'd been looking forward to this for months), some money to go score whatever he could get, with express instructions to get back before the Floyd came on. He arrived about 10 mins before they were due on with some lame-arsed excuse of "losing the stuff on the way back", despite his eyes looking like the preverbial piss-holes (he'd dropped and smoked the lot). Our mate starts nodding off - so we let him sleep through both of the entire Floyd sets, and only went to collect him at about 7am, where we found him exactly where we'd left him, only smelling like something that had died. He smelled so bad he got thrown out of a service station on the way home. He did get the back of the van to himself though. Ah, fond memories.
(Thu 15th Dec 2005, 18:11, More)
» The Police
to protect and serve
A few years ago, due to an ex-gf just causing trouble, I had a load of hassle from a bunch of kids on the next estate. The abuse was OK (rather funny sometimes)but when I was coming home from work to grafitti, bins emptied over garden, shed burnt down, windows smashed etc., I decided enough was enough and reported it to the local plod shop.
Their response?
"The next time we have a car in the area, we'll ask them to keep their eyes open"!
Slept easier in my bed after that,I can tell you.
Twunts.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 20:21, More)
to protect and serve
A few years ago, due to an ex-gf just causing trouble, I had a load of hassle from a bunch of kids on the next estate. The abuse was OK (rather funny sometimes)but when I was coming home from work to grafitti, bins emptied over garden, shed burnt down, windows smashed etc., I decided enough was enough and reported it to the local plod shop.
Their response?
"The next time we have a car in the area, we'll ask them to keep their eyes open"!
Slept easier in my bed after that,I can tell you.
Twunts.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 20:21, More)
» Pure Ignorance
stating the bleedin obvious
"It's always in the last place you look"
Like you're going to keep looking after you've found it.
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 21:21, More)
stating the bleedin obvious
"It's always in the last place you look"
Like you're going to keep looking after you've found it.
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 21:21, More)
» Evidence that you're getting old
TV tips to indicate that you're getting on a bit
"Top of the pops - make some noise" - Why?
Stuff being sold for "one seven nine nine" when they mean one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-nine pounds
You recognise stuff turning up on auction shows
Josh Barkers voice has broken on "My parents are aliens"
You've got socks older than most of the cast of Hollyoaks
You wonder how the BBC can advertise every other BBC tv and radio programme, then charge us £100 each for a licence because they "don't do advertising"
Or is it just me?
(Fri 29th Oct 2004, 18:29, More)
TV tips to indicate that you're getting on a bit
"Top of the pops - make some noise" - Why?
Stuff being sold for "one seven nine nine" when they mean one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-nine pounds
You recognise stuff turning up on auction shows
Josh Barkers voice has broken on "My parents are aliens"
You've got socks older than most of the cast of Hollyoaks
You wonder how the BBC can advertise every other BBC tv and radio programme, then charge us £100 each for a licence because they "don't do advertising"
Or is it just me?
(Fri 29th Oct 2004, 18:29, More)
» That's when I knew it was over...
When...at the tender age of 15...
Her: (on the phone)" I can't come over tonight, I'm washing my hair"
Me: "OK..but who's that in the background?"
Her: Um, Kevin Williams, from your class. He's... helping me"
I wouldn't have minded, but He'd asked me to go play footie that night anyway.
I wish the term "spunkmonkey" had been around in '72.
(Thu 21st Jul 2005, 23:47, More)
When...at the tender age of 15...
Her: (on the phone)" I can't come over tonight, I'm washing my hair"
Me: "OK..but who's that in the background?"
Her: Um, Kevin Williams, from your class. He's... helping me"
I wouldn't have minded, but He'd asked me to go play footie that night anyway.
I wish the term "spunkmonkey" had been around in '72.
(Thu 21st Jul 2005, 23:47, More)