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» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)

Trying to be grungy
I grew my hair long, got my nose pierced, and painted my fingernails black.

My nan called me a "dirty gyppo".
(Thu 19th Jul 2007, 14:32, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Blode loves you
On the wall in the toilets at Gunther Murphy's Irish Pub in Munich:


(Sat 5th May 2007, 14:52, More)

» Misunderstood

On a visit to New York with a group of friends
After checking into the hotel, unpacking, and getting ready to go out for a night on the town, we realise we don't have any US dollars.

So, on the way out of the hotel we stop by the reception desk and I ask the lady "Could you tell me where the nearest cash machine is please?"

She replies "huh?", so I say it again, thinking she'd not heard me the first time.

Then she replies, "I'm sorry, I don't speak German".

Cue me standing there with a "WTF?" look on my face and all my mates rolling on the floor laughing.

Must have been the british accent that confused her.
(Wed 12th Oct 2005, 7:33, More)

» Posh

I'm quite partial to
a posh wank every 2nd friday of the month.
Does that count?
(Thu 15th Sep 2005, 13:56, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

Grief Porn
I get off on watching all the sheeple flooding the streets to pour out their grief over the death of celebrities and/or public figures who in no way ever touched their pathetic meaningless lives.

Examples: Diana, the Pope, Rudolph Moshammer.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 8:50, More)
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