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1st fp! Thanks for the woo-age, my parents will no doubt be proud.
(Sun 30th Jan 2005, 17:39, More)

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» Stupid Tourists

Not the Tourists... but the Tour Guide...
Whilst on a Tour Bus round Hollywood, the Tour Guide took an interest in our "quaint" English accents:

Tour Guide: So where in England are you guys from?

My Mum: Nottingham.

Tour Guide: Gee... like Robin Hood... so do they teach your kids archery in school then?

My Mum: Err... no.... do they teach your kids how to shoot Indians?

Rather surprisingly no more questions were asked of us for the rest of the tour.
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 18:15, More)