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i'm a 30 something no-tail who is vainly attempting to master the intricasies of photoshop. I adore kittins and pink glittery stuff and suspect dementia is fast taking over cos i have a memory like a sieve.
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i'm a 30 something no-tail who is vainly attempting to master the intricasies of photoshop. I adore kittins and pink glittery stuff and suspect dementia is fast taking over cos i have a memory like a sieve.
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» Look! It's me in the Local Paper
When I was about 5 years old
The Lancashire Evening Telegraph must have been having a slow news week so decided to 'make one up'
A neighbour (Kevin, 4) and myself were photographed in a shitload of firemans foam (guffaw! no- REAL foam)with one of those little plastic pedal cars.
The caption was 'Kevin and his girlfriend Fiona get stuck in a snowdrift' - it was the middle of June as I remember.
This spurred on the gormless Kevin to come knocking on my door and asking my parents if I could 'be his girl?' cos his dad said that's how you went about making it official.
I cried for what seemed like days but was probably minutes.
(Thu 10th Feb 2005, 11:24, More)
When I was about 5 years old
The Lancashire Evening Telegraph must have been having a slow news week so decided to 'make one up'
A neighbour (Kevin, 4) and myself were photographed in a shitload of firemans foam (guffaw! no- REAL foam)with one of those little plastic pedal cars.
The caption was 'Kevin and his girlfriend Fiona get stuck in a snowdrift' - it was the middle of June as I remember.
This spurred on the gormless Kevin to come knocking on my door and asking my parents if I could 'be his girl?' cos his dad said that's how you went about making it official.
I cried for what seemed like days but was probably minutes.
(Thu 10th Feb 2005, 11:24, More)
» Little things that turn you on
Bald guys
thinning, receeding or just plain bald.
Goatee beards or the 'not shaved for a day or two' look.
Tall, broad, big but not fat (I guess it's a protection thing as I'm only 4feet 11").
The hairs that run down the wrist/side of a man's hands make me go all squishy 'specially if they are dark hairs.
Scottish accent *dribbles*
Being dominated in bed (I'm too bossy out of it)
Good personal hygiene/ clean fingernails
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 2:23, More)
Bald guys
thinning, receeding or just plain bald.
Goatee beards or the 'not shaved for a day or two' look.
Tall, broad, big but not fat (I guess it's a protection thing as I'm only 4feet 11").
The hairs that run down the wrist/side of a man's hands make me go all squishy 'specially if they are dark hairs.
Scottish accent *dribbles*
Being dominated in bed (I'm too bossy out of it)
Good personal hygiene/ clean fingernails
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 2:23, More)