Profile for Geoff the Clownfish:

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Male 40 living in London but originally.....WELSH!! Come here most days for a chuckle.

MONTYBLAHBLAHCUNT IS A RACIST COCK:
And here's the proof
And again
And so it continues



Immortalised as a class of deviancy by emvee.It's all in the small print...






I'm a proud member of:

And here's the proof


Geoff & a Clownfish!

Aphex 'filtered' me, the dirrty boy:


Me, vectored by the lovely In Vino Veritas:


I've been zombified by HappyToast:


I unpleasanted J Peasemould Gruntfuttock:


My 2nd b3taday - much cake

Lunch of the day - huspag!


And from the very qualified deputy - the Puke of Drunes!

Aaannd when Duke & Puke were missing Mugatu stepped in.

Lunch of the day again - on International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Yarrr!

I'm a snitch, apparently


I was proud to be part of this by The Great Architect:


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Best answers to questions:

» Random Acts of Kindness

An old lady at the cashpoint asked me to check her balance
So I pushed her
(Fri 10th Feb 2012, 11:41, More)

» Shame

You think I'd tell you lot?
I'm not wandering into that little cul-de-sac, oh no.

Although...

the colour (or lack of) on my mate's face on
looking up from the dancefloor to see his
mother on a podium sniffing poppers with her
tits out - priceless.

;¬)
(Fri 25th Nov 2005, 8:54, More)

» Irrational Hatred

That woman who goes 'ISA ISA baby'

(Thu 31st Mar 2011, 16:44, More)

» Turning into your parents

I've had a young relative staying for a while who likes to put all the lights on
and have to bite my tongue or exclaim like my dear dead Dad:
'It's like Blackpool illuminations in here!'
(Thu 30th Apr 2009, 14:02, More)

» Putting the Fun in Funeral

Simple really

If God hadn't intended people to snigger like Beavis & Butthead at funerals he wouldn't get the priest to say the word 'succour'.

Twice.

That is all.
(Thu 11th May 2006, 13:56, More)

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