» Well, that taught 'em

Sibling Takedown
When I was about 8, my older sister by 2 years was always really bossy and a squeal to my Mum. So I decided to sort her out. I hid in the lounge room at the front of the house and called her from where she was in the kitchen.

As she made her way down the corridor I lay in wait behind the door and as she came in the lounge, I smashed her in the face with a hard back book.

Boy did I get in trouble!
(Thu 26th Apr 2007, 15:30, More)

» That's when I knew it was over...

Women, eh?
I knew it was all over, when she came home early from work one day, and caught me urinating into her bent over father's anus, with the cat perched on top of my head.

She didn't even hang around for me to explain.
(Wed 27th Jul 2005, 14:57, More)

» Well, that taught 'em

Sibling Takedown II
Around the same time period as the previous story my sister was at it again, can’t remember exactly what. As brute force hadn’t stopped her, I decided to turn my attentions to germ warfare.

I got her toothbrush and caressed the hoop of my anus with the bristles. I then put it back neatly where I found it.

She was off ill from school for about a week. Whatever.
(Thu 26th Apr 2007, 15:37, More)

» Weddings

Too much cola
Must have been about 6 or 7 and went to my mum's friend's wedding. Managed to get drunk at the reception on Coca-Cola (yes no alcohol) and pissed my pants on the dance floor.

Remember waking up in a taxi home half-dressed. Shirt? Yes. Bow-tie? Yes. Waistcoat? Yes. Trousers and underpants? No. Cock hanging out? Yes.
(Wed 20th Jul 2005, 9:53, More)

» Strict Parents

African Mum (A mate of mine)
At 11 years old one of his many tasks was take the family washing down to the launderette and get it all sorted.

This obviously took a while, so in order to make use of his time while he waited, he was instructed to read a newspaper.

On which, he would face questions when he returned home. The newspaper was The Times.
(Tue 13th Mar 2007, 15:53, More)