» Best Graffiti Ever

A few old favourites:
From UMIST, in the eighties:
blowjob
blowjob
tit wank

And from Hulme, sometime later:

Pig spys (sic) fuck off

Direct Jerks fuck off, I'll fix it meself

Lockerbie: Stoko did it
(Wed 9th May 2007, 20:17, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

In a public toilet
Autumn 1987, following a Swans tour. After a gig in Bristol I had to get back to Manchester to sign on so I set off towards the M5 to try to hitch a lift. I guess it's 5 or 10 miles. Somewhere along the way I found a rather nicely kept public lav, with big cubicles with doors right down to the floor. Perfect! I got my head down for a few hours and was woken up by the council cleaners turning up at 9am sharp.
(Fri 29th Dec 2006, 9:56, More)