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Bald, broad & Northern.
I spend far too much time on here when I should be working.
I'm also on Tw@tter talking loud and saying nothing
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Terrible Parenting
Whilst on holiday abroad
my parents left me & my 2 sisters in the bedroom.
I woke up later to find my youngest sister had disappeared & for the last few months, Mum & Dad have been on an all expenses paid holiday to look for her leaving Amelie & I behind!
Bastards.
I'm off to Hull for my lunch now
(Thu 16th Aug 2007, 12:29, More)
Whilst on holiday abroad
my parents left me & my 2 sisters in the bedroom.
I woke up later to find my youngest sister had disappeared & for the last few months, Mum & Dad have been on an all expenses paid holiday to look for her leaving Amelie & I behind!
Bastards.
I'm off to Hull for my lunch now
(Thu 16th Aug 2007, 12:29, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
Your Weirdest Teacher
Had a PE teacher called Mr.Myerscoff (no really) who looked uncannily like Oddbod from Carry-on Screaming in a blue tracksuit.
Married the female PE teacher who looked like the Child Catcher in Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.
Hate to think what the kids looked like.
The other PE teacher was a bloke called Ambler who's immortal line to get boys into the showers was "Come on, we've all got dicks & bums"
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 15:03, More)
Your Weirdest Teacher
Had a PE teacher called Mr.Myerscoff (no really) who looked uncannily like Oddbod from Carry-on Screaming in a blue tracksuit.
Married the female PE teacher who looked like the Child Catcher in Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.
Hate to think what the kids looked like.
The other PE teacher was a bloke called Ambler who's immortal line to get boys into the showers was "Come on, we've all got dicks & bums"
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 15:03, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Sorry if already posted (read most of the pages)
What's got three legs & lives on a farm?
Paul McCartney & his wife.
(Tue 13th Dec 2005, 14:18, More)
Sorry if already posted (read most of the pages)
What's got three legs & lives on a farm?
Paul McCartney & his wife.
(Tue 13th Dec 2005, 14:18, More)
» I don't understand the attraction
Peter Ustinov
It's some old bloke doing silly voices & telling not particularly funny anecdotes about the time he met a washerwoman in Serbia whilst only wearing a hat & eating mallard. My mates love & piss their sides at him.
I'll add the Goon Show whilst I'm here too.
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 15:08, More)
Peter Ustinov
It's some old bloke doing silly voices & telling not particularly funny anecdotes about the time he met a washerwoman in Serbia whilst only wearing a hat & eating mallard. My mates love & piss their sides at him.
I'll add the Goon Show whilst I'm here too.
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 15:08, More)
» Best and worst TV ads
Go "fucking" Compare & Churchill
They weren't particularly funny at the beginning & they certainly aren't now. It has also spawned my work colleagues saying "Oh Yes" like the Churchill dog which isn't annoying, honest.
I did like the John Smiths advert & the bloke in the pub with the hands free (You're barred!!).
It is a bloke I work with.
Mention too for the Adios advert & the woman with the greatest arse on tv.
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 9:47, More)
Go "fucking" Compare & Churchill
They weren't particularly funny at the beginning & they certainly aren't now. It has also spawned my work colleagues saying "Oh Yes" like the Churchill dog which isn't annoying, honest.
I did like the John Smiths advert & the bloke in the pub with the hands free (You're barred!!).
It is a bloke I work with.
Mention too for the Adios advert & the woman with the greatest arse on tv.
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 9:47, More)