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» I was drunk when I bought this
Least it tastes nice.
I have to tell my friends not to let me buy drugs when I'm drunk because I always always always end up buying icing sugar. Short and quite uninteresting but a TRUE FACT.
(Sun 12th Jun 2005, 12:22, More)
Least it tastes nice.
I have to tell my friends not to let me buy drugs when I'm drunk because I always always always end up buying icing sugar. Short and quite uninteresting but a TRUE FACT.
(Sun 12th Jun 2005, 12:22, More)
» How I Skive Off Work
Best dodge ever.
Trying to kill yourself and getting sectioned is still the best method of skiving. I haven't properly worked for almost two years now. I urge you all to give it a go.
(Tue 3rd May 2005, 1:22, More)
Best dodge ever.
Trying to kill yourself and getting sectioned is still the best method of skiving. I haven't properly worked for almost two years now. I urge you all to give it a go.
(Tue 3rd May 2005, 1:22, More)
» Scars with history
I HAD MY CHEST HACKED OPEN.
I have a scar slightly below my right clavicle that's probably (I look a bit strange now, trying to see it) about one and a half inches by half a centimetre (shut up do I have to be consistent with my means of measurement). It's from when I had a very minor operation years and years ago to remove some kind of non-threatening lump or something. When people ask me about it I tell them I once had a heart transplant. To reach my heart from there you'd have to go in past the wrist. But sometimes they believe me.
(Sun 6th Feb 2005, 9:12, More)
I HAD MY CHEST HACKED OPEN.
I have a scar slightly below my right clavicle that's probably (I look a bit strange now, trying to see it) about one and a half inches by half a centimetre (shut up do I have to be consistent with my means of measurement). It's from when I had a very minor operation years and years ago to remove some kind of non-threatening lump or something. When people ask me about it I tell them I once had a heart transplant. To reach my heart from there you'd have to go in past the wrist. But sometimes they believe me.
(Sun 6th Feb 2005, 9:12, More)
» Near Death Experiences
Ecstasy and the Crossroads Motel.
I had this pill in a club once and it must have had a high dose of rohypnol or something in it because I can't remember anything until the next morning. I was with this gal at the time though, she's really horrible but I didn't realise that then.
She told me I was like striking up conversation with this taxi driver and she was really scared cause I was in drag and you know how taxi drivers are. So I COULD have died then.
And then when we got home apparently I was writhing about on the bed, TOTALLY out of it and pretty psychotic, moaning about how I'd love to be crucified. I'm sure if she'd complied with my wishes I COULD have died then too.
I'm sure I've come closer to death than that, but at least that anecdote was halfway entertaining and not TOO attention-seeking.
PS. Damn Newbie Tuesdie, I've been reading the newsletter for ages and I finally see something I want to comment on and I missed it. I'm going to tell you now whether you like it or not.
I appeared on the most recent series of Crossroads more than once. I'm so proud. I love that programme.
(Sat 27th Nov 2004, 3:00, More)
Ecstasy and the Crossroads Motel.
I had this pill in a club once and it must have had a high dose of rohypnol or something in it because I can't remember anything until the next morning. I was with this gal at the time though, she's really horrible but I didn't realise that then.
She told me I was like striking up conversation with this taxi driver and she was really scared cause I was in drag and you know how taxi drivers are. So I COULD have died then.
And then when we got home apparently I was writhing about on the bed, TOTALLY out of it and pretty psychotic, moaning about how I'd love to be crucified. I'm sure if she'd complied with my wishes I COULD have died then too.
I'm sure I've come closer to death than that, but at least that anecdote was halfway entertaining and not TOO attention-seeking.
PS. Damn Newbie Tuesdie, I've been reading the newsletter for ages and I finally see something I want to comment on and I missed it. I'm going to tell you now whether you like it or not.
I appeared on the most recent series of Crossroads more than once. I'm so proud. I love that programme.
(Sat 27th Nov 2004, 3:00, More)
» My first love
She was
fat, ginger and from Yorkshire. Next one wore blue denim. Like properly. Next one was a goth. God...
(Mon 24th Oct 2005, 21:20, More)
She was
fat, ginger and from Yorkshire. Next one wore blue denim. Like properly. Next one was a goth. God...
(Mon 24th Oct 2005, 21:20, More)