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Hello,

I really love bad puns.





Here is a pretty 80's background I've done




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» I met a weirdo on the interweb

I wish it was an urban legend...
Only 2 weeks ago.

I started chatting a girl on a yahoo chatroom. She has a webcam and looks like your girl next door if a bit slim.
I get her number and phone her, everything clean so far. We get on fairly well and decide to meet the day after at 9pm, once she finishes work (8 PM, hostipal shift).
Just as I was about to leave home, she calls me saying:

- Before you get on your way, there is something I want to tell you. I understand if you don't want to meet me...

Me (slightly worried): What is it?

- I'm a transexual.

Needless to say I did not meet her/him. That night, I slept with my back to the wall and hugging my pillow.
(Sun 19th Mar 2006, 16:30, More)

» Accidental animal cruelty

Baby hares
When I was 10 years old, me and my little brother found some baby hares while playing near some bushes. We brought them home to show our parents who were cool about keeping them.
In the excitement, our dog turns up to see what's going on and sniff at the little fluffy balls.

Much to our surprise, the motherly instinct of the bitch took over and it started licking and playing with them. Our circle of furry friends was getting bigger, we were living the dream of 10 years old kids.

We had a special shoe box full of cotton for them to sleep at night but during the day, we would put them with the dog for a nap while we were playing outside. We decided that the dog was safe enough so they spent the night with it and all was well...

All was well for 3 nights until one morning, armed with a bunch of carrots to feed the little buggers, we only found a sleeping dog. Not a trace of the baby hares.

To this day, I hope the dog decided that they were big enough for the wild, opened the door and let them free.
The rest of that summer just wasn't the same.
(Mon 10th Dec 2007, 21:58, More)