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Don't trust bono; he's a wank.
i hate swans.
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Don't trust bono; he's a wank.
i hate swans.
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» Going Too Far
someone taking a discussion too far
i was at a party a few weeks back in my mate's flat. there was me and my mate keren talking with some random guy. the conversation got onto hair, and how one of my mates is considering cutting his long hair. cue this guy starting a rant on women's pubic hair and how a woman obviously doesn't respect herself if she doesn't keep her nether regions up to his standards. then he starts talking about an eiffel tower. unbeknown to us at this point this is where the pubes are shaved into the shape of the eiffel tower. fair enough we thought after he explained this. then he enquired if my friend was easily shocked. she says no and he drops trou in the middle of this bedroom full of other folk and demonstrates said pubic topiary. TOO FAR!
he then sits back down and asks what we thought about his "eiffel tour".
my reply: "it's more like the blackpool tower"
him: "how so?"
me: "because the eiffel tower's a lot fucking bigger than the blackpool tower!"
he left the conversation and room shortly after.
(Mon 13th Nov 2006, 5:20, More)
someone taking a discussion too far
i was at a party a few weeks back in my mate's flat. there was me and my mate keren talking with some random guy. the conversation got onto hair, and how one of my mates is considering cutting his long hair. cue this guy starting a rant on women's pubic hair and how a woman obviously doesn't respect herself if she doesn't keep her nether regions up to his standards. then he starts talking about an eiffel tower. unbeknown to us at this point this is where the pubes are shaved into the shape of the eiffel tower. fair enough we thought after he explained this. then he enquired if my friend was easily shocked. she says no and he drops trou in the middle of this bedroom full of other folk and demonstrates said pubic topiary. TOO FAR!
he then sits back down and asks what we thought about his "eiffel tour".
my reply: "it's more like the blackpool tower"
him: "how so?"
me: "because the eiffel tower's a lot fucking bigger than the blackpool tower!"
he left the conversation and room shortly after.
(Mon 13th Nov 2006, 5:20, More)
» Road Rage
i find myself
hurling abuse at folk who drive at 30mph on the local backroads. the speed limit is 60!
and all these people who sit in the fast lane at 65mph, it's for fucking overtaking. not for them to trundle along at the same speed as the other lanes.
the other week i was in edinburgh with my mates' band kobai. we'd parked their bus down the bottom of a street but needed to move it. cue me jumping in the driver seat and realising i'd have to reverse the bloody thing all the way back up to the main road about 200m away. this would have been fair enough if people hadn't decided to double park into a bloody chicane formation. after slowly manouvering the big yellow spaz bus past the first, i came level with the second, only to find both driver and passenger sitting in the car, engine running. and the bint in the passenger seat smiled, rolled down her window and said something along the lines of "you did really well there like".
said woman was lucky not to have her teuchter patter rammed back down her throat. why not move you're car, stupid east coast... ARGH!
(Fri 13th Oct 2006, 4:43, More)
i find myself
hurling abuse at folk who drive at 30mph on the local backroads. the speed limit is 60!
and all these people who sit in the fast lane at 65mph, it's for fucking overtaking. not for them to trundle along at the same speed as the other lanes.
the other week i was in edinburgh with my mates' band kobai. we'd parked their bus down the bottom of a street but needed to move it. cue me jumping in the driver seat and realising i'd have to reverse the bloody thing all the way back up to the main road about 200m away. this would have been fair enough if people hadn't decided to double park into a bloody chicane formation. after slowly manouvering the big yellow spaz bus past the first, i came level with the second, only to find both driver and passenger sitting in the car, engine running. and the bint in the passenger seat smiled, rolled down her window and said something along the lines of "you did really well there like".
said woman was lucky not to have her teuchter patter rammed back down her throat. why not move you're car, stupid east coast... ARGH!
(Fri 13th Oct 2006, 4:43, More)
» My Greatest Regrets
this QOTW is going to boost sales of prozac quite well methinks
not doing any work for my higher exams.
not going on holiday to finland.
not running away when the polis appeared in our campsite.
not going out with an amazing girl because i held our friendship quite dearly, then a few months later she got a boyfriend and i've not seen her since (5years).
(Fri 6th Oct 2006, 4:58, More)
this QOTW is going to boost sales of prozac quite well methinks
not doing any work for my higher exams.
not going on holiday to finland.
not running away when the polis appeared in our campsite.
not going out with an amazing girl because i held our friendship quite dearly, then a few months later she got a boyfriend and i've not seen her since (5years).
(Fri 6th Oct 2006, 4:58, More)
» Local Nutters
jukebox johnny
mentalist that roams about Hamilton, nr Glasgow.
has been known to walk up and down long avenues banging a big drum and singing songs.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 17:31, More)
jukebox johnny
mentalist that roams about Hamilton, nr Glasgow.
has been known to walk up and down long avenues banging a big drum and singing songs.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 17:31, More)