» How I Skive Off Work


I go to the Job Centre for 5 minutes every fortnight.

It works out at about a grand an hour, and I don't even have to wear a tie.
(Thu 28th Apr 2005, 22:25, More)

» Little things that turn you on

I turned Grandad off
His life support machine was making the electricity bill unacceptably high.
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 3:02, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks


I can really relate to Radiohead's Amnesiac, because, umm...
(Sun 27th Mar 2005, 2:00, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

OK - Thought of this one as I was getting out of bed
Why are menstruating women like job centres?

Because they both only give you blow jobs. :|
(Fri 9th Dec 2005, 10:07, More)