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Mary Poppins is the thinking mans barbie wouldn't you say?

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» Beautiful Moments

Sitting in Canada Square Park
Listening to the Glen Miller Band that was playing, sitting on a rug with a load of other people around all drinking wine and eating, everyone enjoying themselves and the summer sun glinting off the towers. Perfect.
Then he asked me to marry him. Awwwwwwww

Said no mind. total wanker.
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 15:54, More)

» Petty Sabotage

I went.
to the same university as my Brother, so one day I stole some headed paper from his school office and wrote him a letter telling him he was being excluded for plagerism.
Sadly, he realised quite quickly that it was me who had pranked him and persueded one of my mentors to let him exchange one of my essays for 10 pages of "pansy cock" written without spaces.
I almost cried.
(Thu 5th May 2005, 12:04, More)

» Jobsworths

being a smoker Vs Being Fat
Why would anyone argue this point? Smoking is bad for your health and being overweight is bad for your health. We all know how easy it is to gain weight / get hooked on things but its bloody hard to break a habit.

So I say Good on anyone who is willing to do something about their self proclaimed short fallings. And if peope are happy with themsleves then that is fine too - not matter what values we place on weight / lung health.

Why don't you people get in the spirit of this site and stop being so fucking self righteous!!

(Thu 19th May 2005, 12:32, More)

» I just don't get it

Mr Sheen
Shines umteenth things clean.....
(Wed 6th Apr 2005, 14:13, More)