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Author, sailor, attorney, pilot, photographer and gourmet chef. Fluent in English, German, Spanish and Serbian. Anti-Nazi and KKK. Studying Japanese, Chinese, quantum physics and ceramic glazes.
Always interested in anthropology and poetry. Amateur bass guitarist specializing in 80's riffs, DM, Cure, Elvis Costello. Love b3ta.
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Author, sailor, attorney, pilot, photographer and gourmet chef. Fluent in English, German, Spanish and Serbian. Anti-Nazi and KKK. Studying Japanese, Chinese, quantum physics and ceramic glazes.
Always interested in anthropology and poetry. Amateur bass guitarist specializing in 80's riffs, DM, Cure, Elvis Costello. Love b3ta.
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» The last thing that made me cry
Last request
My colleague's eight year-old son was in hospital for the last time with leukemia. I called Ben and asked if there was anything he wanted or needed. His response,"Don't forget about me, Uncle Dave." I found my face was wet after I hung up. And I will always remember.
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 4:04, More)
Last request
My colleague's eight year-old son was in hospital for the last time with leukemia. I called Ben and asked if there was anything he wanted or needed. His response,"Don't forget about me, Uncle Dave." I found my face was wet after I hung up. And I will always remember.
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 4:04, More)
» Fancy Dress
Offensive to all
My cousin's buddy just showed up at my annual Halloween costume party. Lacking expensive attire, he improvised with a paper grocery bag and a wire coat-hanger. He then introduced himself as "The Unknown Abortion". This, somewhat surprisingly, offended nearly everyone. Especially four certain women who left crying wretchedly.
Guess you had to be there.
(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 12:53, More)
Offensive to all
My cousin's buddy just showed up at my annual Halloween costume party. Lacking expensive attire, he improvised with a paper grocery bag and a wire coat-hanger. He then introduced himself as "The Unknown Abortion". This, somewhat surprisingly, offended nearly everyone. Especially four certain women who left crying wretchedly.
Guess you had to be there.
(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 12:53, More)
» Scary Neighbours
Legally Gonzo
While studying for the Bar one summer in LA, I (and about twenty neighbors) observe the man across the alley drag his wife/gf/slut onto the kitchen table and tie her there. He then places a spotlight on her (it is after 10 pm) and proceeds to tickle her and bash her head. As I reach for the phone, I can see that other, more experienced neighbors have called the police and he is hauied away.
An older buddy that works for the District Attorney calls me over to watch this court case. The sicko drags in this huge sheet and spills the coontents all over the Counsel table. There is an amazing pile of dirty dishes laid out. It seems that he is to apply the "Dirty Dishes Defense" to his assault charges. To no avail: six months in County Jail.
(Tue 30th Aug 2005, 1:16, More)
Legally Gonzo
While studying for the Bar one summer in LA, I (and about twenty neighbors) observe the man across the alley drag his wife/gf/slut onto the kitchen table and tie her there. He then places a spotlight on her (it is after 10 pm) and proceeds to tickle her and bash her head. As I reach for the phone, I can see that other, more experienced neighbors have called the police and he is hauied away.
An older buddy that works for the District Attorney calls me over to watch this court case. The sicko drags in this huge sheet and spills the coontents all over the Counsel table. There is an amazing pile of dirty dishes laid out. It seems that he is to apply the "Dirty Dishes Defense" to his assault charges. To no avail: six months in County Jail.
(Tue 30th Aug 2005, 1:16, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
How to play Aggravation
First, you must understand and use Dave's Law: No matter how fast your auto can go, mine can go slower.
Drive the speed limit on any L.A. freeway and listen to the blood vessels pop. Fun for up to six players.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 14:47, More)
How to play Aggravation
First, you must understand and use Dave's Law: No matter how fast your auto can go, mine can go slower.
Drive the speed limit on any L.A. freeway and listen to the blood vessels pop. Fun for up to six players.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 14:47, More)
» Have you ever paid for sex?
That sounds like a very bad deal...
...what with all the rest you give up.
My rule is that I only date the currently- medicated or the recently-released. Saves time and drama.
(Fri 20th Jan 2006, 0:58, More)
That sounds like a very bad deal...
...what with all the rest you give up.
My rule is that I only date the currently- medicated or the recently-released. Saves time and drama.
(Fri 20th Jan 2006, 0:58, More)