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Name: Tears_of_joy. of course!
Age: 22
Sex: Female
Height: small
Favourite colour: green
Favourite smell: fresh cut grass on a summers day
Least favourite smell: failure
BELM!

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» Toilets

Drunken pissing
Just a lack- of-toilet story. My mate at uni called Tim got wasted on snakebite as frequently happened and went round his nice girlfriend's room to sleep. In the middle of the night he got up, walked over to her desk, flipped up the lid of her laptop and pissed all over it, thinking it was the loo.
She is still happily with him although I think she told her parents that she spilled water on her computer and they claimed on the insurance.
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 17:18, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

Orgasmic crying
The last time I cried was a few weeks ago when my boyfriend gave me a mind-blowing orgasm. So much emotion in my body that I couldn't cope and burst into tears. Scared the crap out of him as he thought he'd done something wrong!Bless him.

I love my boyfriend! :)
(Tue 19th Apr 2005, 17:36, More)

» Beautiful Moments

West Virginia stars.
Spent a summer teaching horse riding at a camp for girls in West Virginia, a truly awesome time all round. The most beautiful moment was taking my group of kids down to the main field and forcing them to lay quietly and look at the stars. No light pollution as we were in the middle of nowhere so I spent a good half hour staring at the brightest stars I have ever seen, the only sound was the buzz of crickets and I was completely absorbed by this one really bright star winking at me in the dark, velvety sky- absolute bliss.
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 14:41, More)

» Posh

I'm not posh at all but I have all the credentials.
I come from Hertfordshire and all through childhood andteenage years I owned horses. I was a committed member of the Pony Club for many years and once knew a whole family of poshies who owned St Albans (or something). Many of my friends had pools and tennis courts and we all went on jolly hunting expeditions. But as a result of my expensive lifestyle we didn't have a lot of money and lived in a small house on an estate across the road from the druggy council flats.

Also I once nearly walked into the Queen in her own back garden, we were both watching her husband drive his team of horses at Windsor and I didn't look where I was going. I didn't realise who it was at first as she was wearing a plastic mac, cheap wellies and had a crappy camera round her neck! also she's only about4'5''!
(Thu 15th Sep 2005, 17:27, More)

» Injured Siblings

Being a little sister.
One day on the green up from our house my big brother and I were playing cricket with some friends and I was back stop but I was stood way too close to my brother who was batting. So he swung it and hit me in the face. My scream echoed round the houses.
Another time on said green when I was maybe 5 and he was 8 he made me really angry for a reason I can no longer recall, so I bit him really hard on the knee and my tooth fell out. I suppose that's more self-inflicted sibling bullying really.
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 17:05, More)
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