» Scary Neighbours

One of the people up my street
burnt themselves to death due to depression - their wife got really paranoid after that though and was scared he would come back to haunt her... the good news is they got a new fence on insurance 'cause the old one got burnt down. It's all a bit depressing...
(Sat 27th Aug 2005, 20:35, More)

» Teenage Poetry

*ahem*
It's often thought that you are able,
by hitting your head on the table,
to get ideas for photoshops
but you'll just end up drawing cocks.

Thankyou.
(Sat 13th Aug 2005, 1:00, More)

» I'm an expert

Prentending to be an expert in things
I like to think I rock at everything, but unfortunately I suck at most things. The good news is people tend to beleive me until I screw up something and spoil the whole thing.

Things I think I can do but really can't -

Draw
Swim
Upgrade my PC
do well in a high-jump competition
animate
write javascript
write html
etc.
(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 18:37, More)