» Council Cunts

coucil tax jobsworths
I was trying to organise paying my council tax by direct debit. I live opposite the council offices so brought the DD form to them in person. But no, I was told they would only accept the form if it were received in the post. WTF??? It was the same address! So after much protestation I posted the bloody thing. I don’t know what happened because they didn't take my tax money and I got hit by a summons. The council told me the only way I could avoid paying a £96 summons charge was if I paid my whole year’s council tax in one go. I decided to challenge this and went to their customer services centre and queued up for about an hour to speak to a person. Despite my begging she said there was nothing she could do. I then agreed to pay the £1000. But I couldn’t pay there. No that would be too easy. I had to walk to another building where they process the payment... Long. Anyway, I did this and went back to the customer services centre and queued up again. Got the same woman. Showed her the receipt I got from the payment centre and she dually cancelled the summons charge with one press of the keyboard. Once she'd shown me this was gone I then said I wanted to close my council tax account as I'm moving. She looked mighty confused at this and reminded me I'd just paid my council tax for the following year. I stuck to my guns and closed my account. "By my reckoning, you now owe me £900. I'll accept a cheque" say I. It was about this point that she began to clock what was going on. "Do you know how much admin this is for me?" says she. It’s safe to say I didn't give a f*ck. Got my cheque and then re-opened my account with the right to pay by instalments again. Lots of hassle but I’m glad I played them at their own game. Ar*eholes.
(Mon 30th Jul 2007, 12:03, More)

» We have to talk

Management Bullsh*t
Seeing as everyone is talking about management rubbish... I received this from our company head office a while ago:

"The reported results reflect, on the one hand, our restructuring costs of 228 million euros, as well as an extraordinary burden of 262 million euros due to the amortization of goodwill resulting from the prescribed reviews for the recoverability of capitalized intangible assets."

I mean, what the f*ck? Sorry to be so off-topic
(Wed 25th Apr 2007, 15:20, More)

» Teenage Poetry

big tit ho
i didnt write much poetry in my teenage years because i'm not what you might call a sensitive chap. that is probably highlighted by a poem i found recently when going through some old school books:

alice eaton,
keeps on eatin,
thats why she looks like michael keaton.
he is the batman
but shes just fat man
dont disagree cause thats the end of that man.

her teeth are really green
she smells like gasoline.
her tits are really large
but shes as wide as a barge

if you put a tap in her
i'll bet she leaks pure lard.



Some credit should probably go to a guy called Chris who i think co-wrote it. GCSE Maths lessons were really boring. My sister is a poet, but I guess I wasn't blessed with talent.
(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 15:48, More)

» Not Losing Your Virginity

BigG1986
Please accept my apologies. I'm having a bad day and i've still got to go to the opera...
(Wed 1st Nov 2006, 18:27, More)

» Not Losing Your Virginity

BigG1986
In the message you posted about how big your knob is, you say that you are 6'5. It says on your profile that you're 6'2. Am I to believe anything in your eastenders post? Has all the (perhaps fictitious) rugby playing knocked out a vertebrate or just brain cells?

Length? I have my doubts.
(Wed 1st Nov 2006, 17:51, More)