» My most gullible moment

Simple but effective.
I once told my eight year old cousin that you could see the sewers when you looked down the hosepipe.

I dont think I need to elaborate.
(Sun 24th Aug 2008, 0:56, More)

» Lies I told on my CV

Nobody reads CVs anyway
The last job I took was behind a bar working for one of the big shot nightclubs in my town, a chain franchise.

Under "Greatest achievements" I put "I once learned to tie my own shoelaces". To my surprise they hired me, but it was never mentioned.

In the past I've applied to work for safeway, back when I was living at home and my dad pressured me into work, picked up a CV for me and made me fill it out. I had to make sure I didnt get the job, so under the heading "In your own words, what makes you qualified for this job" I casually wrote "My cock is bigger than yours". They didnt get in touch.
(Sat 8th Jul 2006, 20:27, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What's funnier than a clown?
A clown with Down's syndrome.
(Sat 4th Feb 2006, 1:50, More)