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I thought my new "Days To Live" glasses were great
... until I got them home.
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» Messing with people's heads
French swear words
A friend and I used to play football over the park a lot when we were 14. One day we ended up playing with a group of 10 year olds and after about 30 minutes we were approached by a bunch of French kids and challenged to a game, English vs. French.
The French kids were our age and a little more physical in their style of play and before long the English kids were complaining about the game.
"Just tell them to Fuck Off in French" we said, "The French for Fuck Off is 'J'taime'"
After that every hard French tackle was met with a frown and a fierce declaration of love. It was *SO* hard to keep a straight face.
(Sat 14th Jan 2012, 2:18, More)
French swear words
A friend and I used to play football over the park a lot when we were 14. One day we ended up playing with a group of 10 year olds and after about 30 minutes we were approached by a bunch of French kids and challenged to a game, English vs. French.
The French kids were our age and a little more physical in their style of play and before long the English kids were complaining about the game.
"Just tell them to Fuck Off in French" we said, "The French for Fuck Off is 'J'taime'"
After that every hard French tackle was met with a frown and a fierce declaration of love. It was *SO* hard to keep a straight face.
(Sat 14th Jan 2012, 2:18, More)
» The most childish thing you've done as an adult
Fishsticks
I used to work in a team for a boss who had a separate office, but would come into our communal area when he wanted to fart. After he did this a few times I said that if he did it again I would take revenge. He did it again. So... I bought a pack of frozen fish fingers and while he was out of his office I opened his PC and placed the packet inside, unopened, and shut the PC again. The next day, Friday, the thawing fish fingers with the help of the fan inside the PC maintained a "just farted" smell in his office from 9-5. He had become immune to the smell but everyone who visited him that day emerged with an offended and quizzical look on their face.
The joke backfired a bit because I had to come in at the weekend and remove the packet which smelled VERY BAD indeed, especially since the air conditioning had been switched off, but apart from that the revenge was perfect. And he never farted in front of us again.
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 9:19, More)
Fishsticks
I used to work in a team for a boss who had a separate office, but would come into our communal area when he wanted to fart. After he did this a few times I said that if he did it again I would take revenge. He did it again. So... I bought a pack of frozen fish fingers and while he was out of his office I opened his PC and placed the packet inside, unopened, and shut the PC again. The next day, Friday, the thawing fish fingers with the help of the fan inside the PC maintained a "just farted" smell in his office from 9-5. He had become immune to the smell but everyone who visited him that day emerged with an offended and quizzical look on their face.
The joke backfired a bit because I had to come in at the weekend and remove the packet which smelled VERY BAD indeed, especially since the air conditioning had been switched off, but apart from that the revenge was perfect. And he never farted in front of us again.
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 9:19, More)