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» Now, there was no need for that...
White (haired) men can't jump
When I was a wee lad, *early teens at least* Me and the guys were playing football in my street. One of my mates, being the empty headed jackhammer that he was, thundered the ball up the road...unfortunately hitting an old man, who was travelling along in one of those old people mobiles, in the side of the head, knocking him out of his chair. Jackhammer went over to get the ball and help the guy up.
The "Now, there was no need for that..." moment?
After helping the old man back into his chair, Jackhammer went to boot the ball back up to us...only to "fluff" the shot and hit the old man square in the face.
Shit.
(Thu 16th Jun 2005, 17:43, More)
White (haired) men can't jump
When I was a wee lad, *early teens at least* Me and the guys were playing football in my street. One of my mates, being the empty headed jackhammer that he was, thundered the ball up the road...unfortunately hitting an old man, who was travelling along in one of those old people mobiles, in the side of the head, knocking him out of his chair. Jackhammer went over to get the ball and help the guy up.
The "Now, there was no need for that..." moment?
After helping the old man back into his chair, Jackhammer went to boot the ball back up to us...only to "fluff" the shot and hit the old man square in the face.
Shit.
(Thu 16th Jun 2005, 17:43, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
In quite small writing in the middle of a toilet cubicle wall....
"If you're reading this I'm probably about to rape you"
Or words to that effect.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 17:42, More)
In quite small writing in the middle of a toilet cubicle wall....
"If you're reading this I'm probably about to rape you"
Or words to that effect.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 17:42, More)
» School fights
My best mate
My best mate had a birthday sleepover in about year 9, he invited the smelly retard from across the road (who shit himself). It was only us three. We proceeded to play a game called Snake Fuck, where you put your sleeping bag on over your head and proceeded to just try and beat the shit out of anyone by use of sound. Cue me and my mate peeking and doing a double body slam (sandwiching) on the smelly retard....he shit himself, and went home.
We watched gemlins2.
(Mon 13th Mar 2006, 0:14, More)
My best mate
My best mate had a birthday sleepover in about year 9, he invited the smelly retard from across the road (who shit himself). It was only us three. We proceeded to play a game called Snake Fuck, where you put your sleeping bag on over your head and proceeded to just try and beat the shit out of anyone by use of sound. Cue me and my mate peeking and doing a double body slam (sandwiching) on the smelly retard....he shit himself, and went home.
We watched gemlins2.
(Mon 13th Mar 2006, 0:14, More)
» Pathological Liars
Sonic
A guy that I (unfortunately) knew (in year 5), was determined that his uncle drew/created Sonic the Hedgehog.
He even had a way to prove it to us.
He'd get his uncle to draw some original artwork and date it so that we knew he wasn't bullshitting.
The next day he bought this fabulous "artwork" in!
It was shit!
He'd blatantly drew it himself.
He'd run out of blue pencil so tried to make blue by colouring half of sonic a yellowy-green colour.
He also got the date wrong.
(Thu 29th Nov 2007, 18:44, More)
Sonic
A guy that I (unfortunately) knew (in year 5), was determined that his uncle drew/created Sonic the Hedgehog.
He even had a way to prove it to us.
He'd get his uncle to draw some original artwork and date it so that we knew he wasn't bullshitting.
The next day he bought this fabulous "artwork" in!
It was shit!
He'd blatantly drew it himself.
He'd run out of blue pencil so tried to make blue by colouring half of sonic a yellowy-green colour.
He also got the date wrong.
(Thu 29th Nov 2007, 18:44, More)
» The Onosecond
Similar vein to G-Funk's
BT's house messaging service thingy *where you send a text to a landline and some quirky sounding lass reads it out* is brilliant, or so i thought.
Sister was being an arse and wouldn't let me onto the computer so i sent a text to the house, saying "You're a shitty dick" thinking she'd answer it, and that it'd be hilarious.
It wasn't, she didn't, my nan did.
bollock.
(Wed 1st Jun 2005, 15:35, More)
Similar vein to G-Funk's
BT's house messaging service thingy *where you send a text to a landline and some quirky sounding lass reads it out* is brilliant, or so i thought.
Sister was being an arse and wouldn't let me onto the computer so i sent a text to the house, saying "You're a shitty dick" thinking she'd answer it, and that it'd be hilarious.
It wasn't, she didn't, my nan did.
bollock.
(Wed 1st Jun 2005, 15:35, More)