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Eunice is a beautiful name. Not enough men are called Eunice anymore. It makes me cry.
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I AM LUUUUUUUV THUR PURPLE RONNIE CARDS!!!!11! LOLMAPFOMGOMDLOLLIE!!!!!!!11!
Eunice is a beautiful name. Not enough men are called Eunice anymore. It makes me cry.
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» Encounters with Royalty
ME AND THEM ROYALS
One day I was shitting in St James' Park and Prince Andrew shouted at me. I cried, but then I laughed, as he was also shitting too, and was just complimenting me on my shit-squat stance.
He then invited me in for tea. But I had to leave after 56 days: not because I was caught wanking into a corgi's toy bone, but because I was really quite TIRED.
(Fri 11th Aug 2006, 11:10, More)
ME AND THEM ROYALS
One day I was shitting in St James' Park and Prince Andrew shouted at me. I cried, but then I laughed, as he was also shitting too, and was just complimenting me on my shit-squat stance.
He then invited me in for tea. But I had to leave after 56 days: not because I was caught wanking into a corgi's toy bone, but because I was really quite TIRED.
(Fri 11th Aug 2006, 11:10, More)
» Running away
RUNNING AWAY FOR EVURRRRR
I was at my aunt's house (not my real aunt, but some fellow called, Jocky McHurting-Shabazz). Anyway, Auntie Jocky said, "Would you like to see something incredible?"
I said, no, and ran away.
For 2 days I danced with Wolves football team when a girl called Haggis showed me her favourite necklace: it was her dead mother's fallopian tube.
I'm still running. There is no god.
(Fri 11th Aug 2006, 13:19, More)
RUNNING AWAY FOR EVURRRRR
I was at my aunt's house (not my real aunt, but some fellow called, Jocky McHurting-Shabazz). Anyway, Auntie Jocky said, "Would you like to see something incredible?"
I said, no, and ran away.
For 2 days I danced with Wolves football team when a girl called Haggis showed me her favourite necklace: it was her dead mother's fallopian tube.
I'm still running. There is no god.
(Fri 11th Aug 2006, 13:19, More)