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Scariest advice I ever heard
I was in a KFC after seeing Smashing Pumpkins at Wembley about 10 years ago, when the door burst open. Everybody turned around to see a dirty, hairy, bearded old man dressed in only a raincoat, carrying a bottle of Johnson's Baby Lotion.

As he gyrated his pelvis back and forth, he offered this nugget of wisdom:

"And you'll go nyeeeh nyeeeh nyeeeh, and you're all gonna do it."

Then he left.

Needless to say, I haven't done it yet.
(Thu 19th Oct 2006, 23:00, More)