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» Your Weirdest Teacher

Dr Rodney B
Physics teacher. Turned up for his first lesson with us, sat down at the front of the class with his handle-less mug of tea and said not a word. Then he pulled a radio out of his bag and turned on Radio 3 and proceeded to listen to a concert for the next hour. We all sat and looked at each other, and then began conversations amongst ourselves. At the end of the hour, he stood up and said "I've got to play that tonight" and left.

We had two years of this sort of oddity. Somehow I got a grade A.

We later found out that he'd been forced out of his last job for fiddling with the boys. The parents had been promised that he would never teach again. Ho hum.
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 20:46, More)

» Posh

Surrey
When William the Conqueror successfully conquered the UK, he handed out bits of the country to his most generous supporters. One of them was a chap called Walter who was so posh that he didn't have a surname, but was sufficiently wealthy to have provided half the army that William used at Hastings in 1066. As a reward he was given half of Surrey.

I'm a descendant of Walter. I now live in a two-up, two-down, as my idiotic family has squandered the entire fortune down the centuries. Doh!
(Mon 19th Sep 2005, 11:13, More)

» Essential Items

Lint.

(Fri 28th Oct 2005, 12:53, More)