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» The Police
My brother..
...has always been the joker of the family.
One evening, we were out making gas-bottle deliveries, when a jam sandwich pulled us over.
Lady PC: "Tell me sir, when did you last check your lights?"
Bro : "Oh, last week, I guess"
LPC : "Well, one of your rear lights is not working."
They trundle around to the back of the car to inspect.
LPC: "I'd like to check your driving licence"
Bro: "Here it is"
She laid it on the bonnet of the car with one hand, and took out her torch so that she could read it clearly.
The torch kept flickering, then going out. She had to shake it several times to get it to light again.
Bro: "Tell me, when was the last time you checked your lights?"
I howled with laughter. She booked him, points and fine.
Lurker no more.
(Fri 23rd Sep 2005, 10:13, More)
My brother..
...has always been the joker of the family.
One evening, we were out making gas-bottle deliveries, when a jam sandwich pulled us over.
Lady PC: "Tell me sir, when did you last check your lights?"
Bro : "Oh, last week, I guess"
LPC : "Well, one of your rear lights is not working."
They trundle around to the back of the car to inspect.
LPC: "I'd like to check your driving licence"
Bro: "Here it is"
She laid it on the bonnet of the car with one hand, and took out her torch so that she could read it clearly.
The torch kept flickering, then going out. She had to shake it several times to get it to light again.
Bro: "Tell me, when was the last time you checked your lights?"
I howled with laughter. She booked him, points and fine.
Lurker no more.
(Fri 23rd Sep 2005, 10:13, More)
» Messing with the Dark Side
Contacting the dead?
Daphne & Celeste interview:
www.girl.com.au/d&c.htm
Q: How did you meet Celeste?
Daphne: We've known each other forever.
Q: How old were you both at the time?
Daphne: We were about eight years old.
Forever + 8 years = surely we are interviewing dead people here?
(PS: I didn't know anything about D&C until they turned up in the "heckles" qotw, since I long since left the UK. My beloved homeland appears to be self-destructing into pap. Sigh.)
(Fri 21st Apr 2006, 10:42, More)
Contacting the dead?
Daphne & Celeste interview:
www.girl.com.au/d&c.htm
Q: How did you meet Celeste?
Daphne: We've known each other forever.
Q: How old were you both at the time?
Daphne: We were about eight years old.
Forever + 8 years = surely we are interviewing dead people here?
(PS: I didn't know anything about D&C until they turned up in the "heckles" qotw, since I long since left the UK. My beloved homeland appears to be self-destructing into pap. Sigh.)
(Fri 21st Apr 2006, 10:42, More)