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Geoff The Clownfish
Got a bit miffed when he couldn`t find his face paint
(Sun 15th Sep 2002, 15:57, More)
Got a bit miffed when he couldn`t find his face paint
(Sun 15th Sep 2002, 15:57, More)
The other day
My mate bought a Swiss Cheese Army Knife. Had to take it back to the shop.
Apparently a load of them had to be recalled because the 'axe' didn`t work as advertised.
(Sat 7th Sep 2002, 21:50, More)
My mate bought a Swiss Cheese Army Knife. Had to take it back to the shop.
Apparently a load of them had to be recalled because the 'axe' didn`t work as advertised.
(Sat 7th Sep 2002, 21:50, More)
Guinness Paltrow?
Somehow it looked better in my mind. Sorry I couldn`t join you alchos in Edam-borg - maybe see you at the next London do.
(Fri 16th Aug 2002, 23:05, More)
Somehow it looked better in my mind. Sorry I couldn`t join you alchos in Edam-borg - maybe see you at the next London do.
(Fri 16th Aug 2002, 23:05, More)
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» Petty Sabotage
ex-girlfriend`s mum was a right cow who liked drinking diet coke all the time
so we got a bottle of liquid laxative, and waited `til the 2L bottle was 3/4 full....
"this Coke tastes a bit sweet" she said
..we chuckled
(Wed 4th May 2005, 11:19, More)
ex-girlfriend`s mum was a right cow who liked drinking diet coke all the time
so we got a bottle of liquid laxative, and waited `til the 2L bottle was 3/4 full....
"this Coke tastes a bit sweet" she said
..we chuckled
(Wed 4th May 2005, 11:19, More)
» Little things that turn you on
The cat, with its hair gelled up a little, and some red lipstick
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 9:28, More)
The cat, with its hair gelled up a little, and some red lipstick
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 9:28, More)
» Jobsworths
not funny, but what the hell
moved to London in 2001, and signed on ("job seeker`s allowance.. for people seeking jobs") whilst I looked for a job
1. the job centre was pissed off that being an I.T. Profeshinaul I wouldn`t take a £3.50 per hour job as a trainee chef
2. they said I could claim jobseeker`s allowance (for people seeking jobs) after filling in their huge wad of paperwork, only for them to tell me I needed another interview
3. turned up for interview.. asked same questions again and again ("no, I can get a job, I just want some money to pay the bills for a few weeks until I find one") and given more paperwork
4. turned up to sign on.. 20 minutes early - place was empty, and yet the stupid bitch at the desk saw fit to tell me off for being early "don`t do it again" - must have caught her off her guard or something
5. told by the employment cunts that I couldn`t claim jobseeker`s allowance, only to receive 4 letters over the next 3 weeks telling me that the jobseeker`s allowance would be stopped if I didn`t sign on - they managed to mis-spell "Richard" on each letter
anyway.. I wrote back to them calling them stupid cunts, asking them if "Richard" was a difficult name to spell and enquiring how they expected not to pay me something they weren`t paying me, and telling them that their future communications were going straight in the bin, signing off with letters after my name (proper ones, not F.U.C.K. C.O.C.K.)
I was very proud of that letter.. but not this post. Maybe I`ll just post the letter ;)
(Thu 12th May 2005, 11:08, More)
not funny, but what the hell
moved to London in 2001, and signed on ("job seeker`s allowance.. for people seeking jobs") whilst I looked for a job
1. the job centre was pissed off that being an I.T. Profeshinaul I wouldn`t take a £3.50 per hour job as a trainee chef
2. they said I could claim jobseeker`s allowance (for people seeking jobs) after filling in their huge wad of paperwork, only for them to tell me I needed another interview
3. turned up for interview.. asked same questions again and again ("no, I can get a job, I just want some money to pay the bills for a few weeks until I find one") and given more paperwork
4. turned up to sign on.. 20 minutes early - place was empty, and yet the stupid bitch at the desk saw fit to tell me off for being early "don`t do it again" - must have caught her off her guard or something
5. told by the employment cunts that I couldn`t claim jobseeker`s allowance, only to receive 4 letters over the next 3 weeks telling me that the jobseeker`s allowance would be stopped if I didn`t sign on - they managed to mis-spell "Richard" on each letter
anyway.. I wrote back to them calling them stupid cunts, asking them if "Richard" was a difficult name to spell and enquiring how they expected not to pay me something they weren`t paying me, and telling them that their future communications were going straight in the bin, signing off with letters after my name (proper ones, not F.U.C.K. C.O.C.K.)
I was very proud of that letter.. but not this post. Maybe I`ll just post the letter ;)
(Thu 12th May 2005, 11:08, More)
» I just don't get it
why women pay a hundred fucking quid for a haircut, and 25 quid to get their friggin` nails done
ARE THEY STU-UPID?
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 13:07, More)
why women pay a hundred fucking quid for a haircut, and 25 quid to get their friggin` nails done
ARE THEY STU-UPID?
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 13:07, More)
» Best Comebacks
Oh yeah, and in my last job
My mate Sonny was always calling me a fat bastard, until one day I said:
"Do you know why I`m so fat?"
"No, why?"
"Every time I fucked your mother she gave me a biscuit"
I still like that one.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:49, More)
Oh yeah, and in my last job
My mate Sonny was always calling me a fat bastard, until one day I said:
"Do you know why I`m so fat?"
"No, why?"
"Every time I fucked your mother she gave me a biscuit"
I still like that one.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:49, More)