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» Misunderstood
recipe of life
Not me but my dear old mum, whilst wondering past somebodys desk at work she commented "I didnt know you were pregnant, is it a girl or a boy" while pointing at the desk, despite several baffled looks she wanders over to the pc to pick up the ultrasound scan picture, the jopyous picture of new life turns out to be a worn photocopy of a sausage casserole recipe.
To be fair she does wear contact lenses and glasses, but ffs a sauasage casserole recipe!
(Fri 7th Oct 2005, 11:09, More)
recipe of life
Not me but my dear old mum, whilst wondering past somebodys desk at work she commented "I didnt know you were pregnant, is it a girl or a boy" while pointing at the desk, despite several baffled looks she wanders over to the pc to pick up the ultrasound scan picture, the jopyous picture of new life turns out to be a worn photocopy of a sausage casserole recipe.
To be fair she does wear contact lenses and glasses, but ffs a sauasage casserole recipe!
(Fri 7th Oct 2005, 11:09, More)
» The Police
my mate al...er mark, yes mark!
i have a mate, whos a lovely traffic officer, who doesnt persecute innocent car owners at all, who doesnt own and drive a knackered citroen with 3 (count the feckers) bald tyres,who definately hasnt tasered himself twice while in pursuit of criminals, and on no account turned up for work rough as a badgers arse,whilst having a piss wondering when they put mirrors in front of the urinals realised he was pissing in the sink, then jumps into his jam sandwich to definately not "catch some arseholes"
he also got a bollocking as b4 firing the taser gun into some poor criminal, youve got to shout "TASER TASER",as a warning, his partner in crime does this, and my mate at the top off his voice in the most campest of accents, follows up with "HIGH VOLTAGE WHEN WE TOUCH WHEN WE KISS" behind him, some member of the public decided electric six's rendition was better and duly reported him!
apart from that hes a good bloke, apart from being a traffic twat of course
length and girth of driving license
- 9 points
(Tue 27th Sep 2005, 11:05, More)
my mate al...er mark, yes mark!
i have a mate, whos a lovely traffic officer, who doesnt persecute innocent car owners at all, who doesnt own and drive a knackered citroen with 3 (count the feckers) bald tyres,who definately hasnt tasered himself twice while in pursuit of criminals, and on no account turned up for work rough as a badgers arse,whilst having a piss wondering when they put mirrors in front of the urinals realised he was pissing in the sink, then jumps into his jam sandwich to definately not "catch some arseholes"
he also got a bollocking as b4 firing the taser gun into some poor criminal, youve got to shout "TASER TASER",as a warning, his partner in crime does this, and my mate at the top off his voice in the most campest of accents, follows up with "HIGH VOLTAGE WHEN WE TOUCH WHEN WE KISS" behind him, some member of the public decided electric six's rendition was better and duly reported him!
apart from that hes a good bloke, apart from being a traffic twat of course
length and girth of driving license
- 9 points
(Tue 27th Sep 2005, 11:05, More)