» Useless advice

From a Chinese Friend
She was suffering from interfering parents trying to encourage her to marry a Chinese boy and was complaining about it to me.

She sighed deeply, look at me seriously and said to me, "Never be Chinese."

Oh, alright then.

Which reminds me...not quite advice, but it made me smile.
A Dad and 7 year old daughter were reading the Sunday papers when Will Young told everyone he was gay. The little girl said "Oh no. He should never have said that. He'll never get a girlfriend now."
(Fri 20th Oct 2006, 14:27, More)

» Beautiful Moments

woo
this moment!
Ok, now I've had that, everythings going downhill....
But other than that, picture if you will two lovers lounging in bed one Sunday afternoon in early summer 1998, the sun lazily shining in though the windows of a newly rented flat. Struck by how deleriously happy I was at such a simple moment, I proposed. And reader, he accepted.
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 9:23, More)

» Little things that turn you on

mmmm...now let me see...
...a chunky, expensive looking watch on a man's wrist and the merest hint that he might be flirting with me. So much the better if he's smart and funny.

Biting is good too, but only if I really like him! ;o)

And reading some of these replies :oO

From a dedicated lurker to all the non-lurkers - keep up the excellent work, I doff my hat to you!
(Thu 17th Feb 2005, 17:54, More)