I'll just leave this here...

Edit: Cor! Ta very much :)
(Thu 11th Sep 2008, 22:19, More)

mornings all

*runs for dear life*
(Wed 17th Jan 2007, 9:40, More)

» Why I was late

I once turned up late at a place I had just started at
my excuse was 'Sorry, I forgot I had a job'.
Went down quite well actually.
A mate at the same place had the best I've ever heard though...
'Sorry I'm late, there was a submarine in the way.'
Even better, it was true :)
(Fri 29th Jun 2007, 19:27, More)

» Going Too Far

Don't konw if really counts...
but when I was young & foolish, me & some mates used to hide behind walls/hedges & chuck bangers at passing army patrols.
We only did it for a few months & somehow didn't get shot :)
Edit: this was in Norn Iron
(Sun 12th Nov 2006, 1:16, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

On top of my girlfriend
she was none too pleased & wasn't my girlfriend for much longer
(Wed 3rd Jan 2007, 1:51, More)

» Fancy Dress

I once went to a halloween party
with a box of cornflakes & a plastic axe
Yes, I was a cereal killer! Hahahaha...
I am soo sad
(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 15:37, More)

» Panic Buying

Not strictly on topic...
...but this year i'm being scrooge and buying no pressies!
bah humbug
(Sat 24th Dec 2005, 14:20, More)