» Guilty Pleasures

Making religious nuts, and fake homeless people feel bad
I like to argue with the hare krsna folk when they try to give me stuff" a typical conversation will go like this:
"Hello, I'm a monk, can you spare some change for one od our 'monk rock CD's?'
"I don't have enough for a CD"
:Spare a little change anyway?"
I give them 20p or whatever
"would you like a free book"
"It's not free I just paid for it"
"Well, take a book then"
"No thanks, I think I've got enough of them, I have all of the first canto, thanks"
"But the more gouranga things you have, the purer you'll become, and you'll be closer to enlightenment"
"But doesn;t krsna preach thant the possesion of worldly goods drives you away from god consciousness?"
"er....."
"And isn't the whole idea of being on the street to promote people to have less things, and live more simply, and to be more god conscious?"
"er... yes, but..."
"I'm not wrong, am I?"
"Er, Gouranga!"
At this point they sort of sidle off.

And the big issue sellers too:
"Big issue love?"
"where's your blue jacket?"
"I only started today, and you have to pay for the jacket"
"But you asked me for change last night, and the night before, and loads of times before that, and used the smae excuse"
"Um... I'm not a drug addict"
"Yeah...?"
Then they run off too.

I did give some money to the homeless man who had bowel cancer, but not before I made him show me his colostomy bag. I am a bad person.

Also: I climb up the stairs to my flat on all fours... The man fromt he middle flat thinks I'm a bit mental.

I also like making long posts.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 19:27, More)

» Cheating cheaty cheats

only cheat I ever knew
was to duke nukem (i think?) or maybe aliens.
1g0tpink8cidb00tson
Made you GOD!
(Sun 20th Nov 2005, 3:10, More)

» Posh

I'm not posh, I'm spoiled:
I've not had a job for 6 months or so, because my fiancés parents think that I shouldn't have to work while I study, and so Mr Wanky's parents have bought us a house, and all the furnishings, and pay all his credit cards for him. In return, all I have to do is finish art school, and carry on talking nicely.
Yeay me!
(Sat 17th Sep 2005, 13:06, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

Um
The fact that I've already got arthritis, and had a heart attack, partly, and now I live on my own i'm more worried about bills and when I'm working than when I'm going out and whether or not i'm having an after party.
I'm only 18.
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 18:46, More)

» Local Nutters

The old man with no name
There's an old man in Loughborough with no name, who has tourettes. He cheerfully wanders through town shouthing: "Hello, pissshitwanker". Such a lovely chap, my mum bought him a coffee once.
And the xylophone man.... oh how I loved him. I gave him many a pound coin whilst out in Nottingham.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 15:36, More)