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I make games, I bring joy to millions of people... But for 20 quid there isn't a man I wouldn't beat with a pool cue until his retina's detached.
PlayStation... bollocks.
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I make games, I bring joy to millions of people... But for 20 quid there isn't a man I wouldn't beat with a pool cue until his retina's detached.
PlayStation... bollocks.
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» Best Graffiti Ever
Northern Ireland Graffiti
During the height of the troubles Ulster had these massive posters with the red hand of Ulster on them and written on them "ULSTER SAYS NO"
Underneath this, a brave soul has sprayed :
"But the man from Delmonte say Yes"
(Fri 4th May 2007, 15:39, More)
Northern Ireland Graffiti
During the height of the troubles Ulster had these massive posters with the red hand of Ulster on them and written on them "ULSTER SAYS NO"
Underneath this, a brave soul has sprayed :
"But the man from Delmonte say Yes"
(Fri 4th May 2007, 15:39, More)
» Have you ever paid for sex?
Drunken fun
Well, me and a mate where out round town and got very drunk. Come closing time he wants to go and find himself a lady of the night. But he doesn't want to go to a brothel or anything, no, he wants one of the street, "Coz they're dirt cheap".
So off we goes looking when he finds what he is looking for. After some haggiling, he goes round the corner and i stand and wait, having changed my mind about the whole situation when I saw what i was left with. He got the "better looking" of the 2.
About 5 mins later, after much noise and feeling awkward stading talking to a whore at 3 in the morning, i hear from round the corner "You dirty bastard, YOU FUCKING BASTARD, am gonna get you killed", then the hooker comes walking / nearly running from the round the corner, followed at a drunken stumble pace by my mate. When the 2 of them go and continue to hurl abuse at him, i ask him wht the fuck happened. In a simple sentence he told me, "Paid for a blow job, I started to need a piss, 'nuff said really"
Mind you, this is the same bloke that told his Seargent Major's very sexy daughter, and she was sooo into him it was unbelivible, that his fantasy would be to punch her in the face then spoff on the wound.
He got a transfer to Iraq shortly after.
(Fri 20th Jan 2006, 12:30, More)
Drunken fun
Well, me and a mate where out round town and got very drunk. Come closing time he wants to go and find himself a lady of the night. But he doesn't want to go to a brothel or anything, no, he wants one of the street, "Coz they're dirt cheap".
So off we goes looking when he finds what he is looking for. After some haggiling, he goes round the corner and i stand and wait, having changed my mind about the whole situation when I saw what i was left with. He got the "better looking" of the 2.
About 5 mins later, after much noise and feeling awkward stading talking to a whore at 3 in the morning, i hear from round the corner "You dirty bastard, YOU FUCKING BASTARD, am gonna get you killed", then the hooker comes walking / nearly running from the round the corner, followed at a drunken stumble pace by my mate. When the 2 of them go and continue to hurl abuse at him, i ask him wht the fuck happened. In a simple sentence he told me, "Paid for a blow job, I started to need a piss, 'nuff said really"
Mind you, this is the same bloke that told his Seargent Major's very sexy daughter, and she was sooo into him it was unbelivible, that his fantasy would be to punch her in the face then spoff on the wound.
He got a transfer to Iraq shortly after.
(Fri 20th Jan 2006, 12:30, More)
» Mugged
Mugging
While waiting at Wigan station some ghastly little thing (I refuse to call it a person) with rat like hands tried to nick my ipod. I swung out as he came up behind me, he moved, I hit a wall, he legged it.
I then missed my train giving a statement to the transport police.
My mate got mugged while pissed by a guy that had a rusty knife, he took his last tenner. In the ensuing rate that my mate launched about how shit his life was right now (and it was)and it being his last tenner, the guy came back and give him a fiver, apologising for the tought time he was going through and keep his chin up...
If he's reading, hopefully the Welshman will drop me an-e-mail coz I haven't heard from him for some time now...
(Fri 16th Jun 2006, 10:56, More)
Mugging
While waiting at Wigan station some ghastly little thing (I refuse to call it a person) with rat like hands tried to nick my ipod. I swung out as he came up behind me, he moved, I hit a wall, he legged it.
I then missed my train giving a statement to the transport police.
My mate got mugged while pissed by a guy that had a rusty knife, he took his last tenner. In the ensuing rate that my mate launched about how shit his life was right now (and it was)and it being his last tenner, the guy came back and give him a fiver, apologising for the tought time he was going through and keep his chin up...
If he's reading, hopefully the Welshman will drop me an-e-mail coz I haven't heard from him for some time now...
(Fri 16th Jun 2006, 10:56, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
For those in the know about Celebs lifes
My Gf thinks this is sick, i think it's funny.
What's brown and bumps into tables ?
Harvey Jorden
(Wed 25th Jan 2006, 16:32, More)
For those in the know about Celebs lifes
My Gf thinks this is sick, i think it's funny.
What's brown and bumps into tables ?
Harvey Jorden
(Wed 25th Jan 2006, 16:32, More)
» I witnessed a crime
To Visionaryofthe1980s,
I dont suppose you mean the blockbusters that is next door to the iceland and a maccies do you ? I live down the road from there...
(Thu 14th Feb 2008, 19:02, More)
To Visionaryofthe1980s,
I dont suppose you mean the blockbusters that is next door to the iceland and a maccies do you ? I live down the road from there...
(Thu 14th Feb 2008, 19:02, More)